Jesus = Dark Skinned

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  1. USMTiger

    USMTiger Founding Member

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    Wow. Just wow. Please get onto my other religion threads. You are priceless.
     
  2. USMTiger

    USMTiger Founding Member

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    By that criteria, we both have the same Jesus. Except mine likes fruity cocktails :lol::lol::lol:
     
  3. kedo15

    kedo15 Founding Member

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    Red ,you are a self described agnostic,what difference would it make to you?
    What is convenient? there are 12 tribes ,one of the 12 {josephs} is given to his 2 sons ...which makes thirteen.

    Reuben(Jacob's first born) "Unstable as Water"Northern France Simeon "scattered within Israel"Welsh and JewsLevi "scattered within Israel"(priesthood) (Israeli and scattered within Israel: ie. in Edinburgh, Scotland - )Judah "The Sceptre shall not depart from Judah"Royal sons of Perez and Zerah: includes the royal lineages of Ireland, Scotland, and England. Ethnic Israelis; Occidental (white) Jews , Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews; also sons of Shelah:Dan "Serpent by the Way" (mariners, adventurer-colonists) Ireland & Denmark -Denmark booklet-PDFNaphtali "hind let loose: he giveth goodly words"Sweden Gad "Gad enlarged couches like a lion"SwitzerlandAsher "Royal Dainties"The Republic of South AfricaIssachar "Strong Donkey couching down between two burdens:" Finland- Identity of Finland PDF -ArticleZebulun "Haven of the Sea & Ships:"(merchant traders / calligraphers / invented the printing press) (Holland) Netherlands-Holland as Zebulon Full bookletEphraim "Multitude of Nations"British Commonwealth Manasseh Joseph's first born: "A Great People (Nation) United States of America Benjamin "Ravin as a wolf:" (mariners / merchant traders / Vikings) Norway, Iceland, Quebecois (article on who are the Quebecois?)

    Would this mean that maybe true Jews are NOT semitic,since they would be related to Europeans but not semitic peoples.
    Red, i know you doubt whether or not Christ existed .But here is a quote from him speaking to a people who lived in Jeresulem and called themselves "Jews"

    "If you were Abraham's children you would do the works of Abraham,but you seek to kill me. A man who has told you nothing but the truth.You are of your father ,the devil.He was a murderer from the beginning."

    perhaps that cukoo is looking you in the mirror in the morning,when it comes to the bible anyway:grin:
     
  4. Bengal Buddy

    Bengal Buddy Founding Member

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    The color of Jesus' skin is totally irrelevant.
     
  5. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    popeyes owes me a shiitload of money.
     
  6. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    I am a curious agnostic.

    Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He stayed up nights wondering if there really was a Dog.

    it is convenient that you add a tribe to Israel to try to make a dubious connection with 13 American colonies. That you have now dropped.

    What nonsense! The Jews are not semitic? Jews did not come to Europe until the diaspora and are not related to the European ethnicities. That article is a fantasy.

     
  7. kedo15

    kedo15 Founding Member

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    That is funny.

    just isnt worth pointing out all the coincidences,when there are bigerfish to fry...However 12 tribes and one tribe splitting the blessing into 2 seperate names is 13 not 12.

    If the ten lost tribes were just assimilated into Assyrian culture has you claim and are gone ,then they can recieve no blessing from God,which makes moot genesis chapters 48 and 49 where it is decided upon what tribe gets what.

    Also,what nations other than the United States and Great Britain could claim to be the single great nation and the company of nations spoken of in these chapters of the Bible.

    Are the greatest nations the earth has ever had not mentioned at all in the bible?I doubt it.We are there ...we just don't see it.
     
  8. gumborue

    gumborue Throwin Ched

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    assuming that you post this sincerely,

    YOU ARE MY FAVORITE POSTER!

    keep up the good work:thumb:
     
  9. gumborue

    gumborue Throwin Ched

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    i was wrong, i do know jesus personally,

    he TAed a chemistry lab i took
     
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  10. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Chit happens. The disciples didn't expect Jesus to get executed, either. He was the superhero Son-O-God, healer of cripples, raiser of the dead, and magical fish multiplier.

    Ahem . . . they could be allegorical. Look, the bible speaks of great nations--granted. The United States is a great nation--granted. It's that leap of imagination between them that is the problem.

    We were not around to write about. The old testament is a history of the Hebrew people. The new testament is a history of the genesis of a new religion. It's not a Nostradamus thing.
     

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