Dunno, easy to speculate and comnent on trends when it's not in your back yard. But find yourself in a place near by and you get to planning things a bit different. I had to stop a president and a couple if program managers from flying to Seattle to kiss Boeings ass last week when it was just a nursing home and 6 deaths. They thought it was safe and Boeing reassured safety, till I told them nobody knows HOW it got in the nursing home. Now Seattle is up to 15 deaths and another up the street. Wild card, but we got a shit ton of business up there and all this affects everything. So to be practical, I had to shit a policy on pandemic and epidemic procedures, train 3 businesses for symotoms and what signs to look for, proactive preventative measures and if you get so much as a sore throat, see a fucking doctor dude, don't be hanging around here with the GD cooties. Rewrite the business continuity plan....All that shit because....this mutha fuka is real. Feel? But I got all the gear and ain't nobody running out of shit. Not on my watch.
So my girl just got back from Walmart. No asswipe there. None at Target either. Had to go to Home Depot to get fucking TP. I'm no scientist, but proportionate to actually doing any good against a global virus, doesn't it make sense that everyone have adequate supplies as opposed to the baw that has $700 worth of TP stuffed in the boat in the garage? I mean, if I have to, I am making the rounds to every taco bell and jacking the rolls outta their bathrooms. Crisis management at its finest right there
What about bottled water? No matter what the fear of people buy all the bottled water in the stores. My electricity goes out every hurricane but I have never lost running water.
The solution is simple. Buy all the cheese in every store you can find. R Eat all that cheese and you won't be wiping your ass until the crisis is over.
Yep ... Trump is a goner. Winston has already posted one pile of shit article laying the blame on Trump, in the face of a pretty damn good response to situation. If Winston is buying that shit, you know the rest of the Winstons are lapping it up as well.
Today I got an email from Postmates. They were offering No Contact food delivery where the driver leaves it on the porch or someplace. Isn't that reassuring? Takes 4 or 5 people on an assembly line to make a pizza. One guy makes the crust. With his hands. The other worker hand places each ingredient other than the sauce. Then after it comes out of the oven somebody we hope is a healthy human slices the pizza with a slicer that has come into contact with god knows how many other pizzas. Do they really know whether viruses are killed in the oven? I saw an ad yesterday for designer face masks. Die in style sucka. If I run out of toilet paper and the stores are out I'll do what @CajunlostinCali said. Steal all the TP from Taco Bells. Or maybe I'll go to McDonald's. I hear the McAsswipes are pretty good.
