Was your shoe comment sarcasm, too?

yep

Well you're not very good at sarcasm but that does restore a small portion of my faith in humanity.

It couldn't be that you aren't very good at detecting it......wait, no way it could possibly be that, not in a million years.

It's definitely not that.

Impossible, just one great post after another....how do you do it?

I press buttons on a keyboard and then click "Post Reply."

ok awesome is legit at sarcasm.

It's captivating on every level

So are you! Look at that!