Hell I had an Ole Miss fan try to kick one of my crutches in 03 walking through the Grove trying to find a place to piss!

not on your life. Deodorant quits working on Bama fans 3 minutes after kick off. they dont make anything strong enough, that stuff will rub off on YOU!

get a hotel and watch it on TV. At least you will be able to be in the same room with yourself!