I Will Not See Brokeback Mountain

I didn't see it, but I think the whole thing is funny. Remember the South Park Film Festival. All Independent films are about gay cowboys eating pudding.

 

I didn't see Michael Moore's movie either. Any of them!

Todd

 

i didnt see ocean's eleven because it glorifies immoral thievery.

also i skipped ferris bueller because it encourages truancy, which keeps children from self-actualization.

yunno, i refuse to support the hollywood corruption of morals in this country.

seriously though, i dunno who is worse, the christians who freak out, or the hollywood peeps who think making a gay cowboy movie is brave and praiseworthy. i know they gonna act like they saved the planet at the various awards shows when they praise the courage of the actors and the filmmaker for making a gay cowboy movie. oh how brave of hollywood to present an alternative lifestyle in a positive light!

it didnt take any guts to make a gay cowboy movie, i am not impressed. call me when mainstream hollywood has the guts to make a really deviant movie. maybe a japanese poo-eating or german eel-sex movie, now that would be groundbreaking for a big hollywood studio.

 

Would you direct it, star in it, or both? :hihi:

 

I've got it on good authority that martin is a sh*t-eater. He definitely at least stirs it from time to time.

 

Don't know if ya'll have seen these, but I made sure to include a good selection...

Parodies of Brokeback Mountain, the first one is from Dumb & Dumber, the second from Back to the Future, the third from Starwars, and the fourth from Top Gun.

http://gorillamask.net/brokebackdd.shtml

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4615266676615092514&q=brokeback+mountain+parody

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7042582311681937383&q=brokeback+mountain

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2643835654848098127&q=brokeback

 

and here we are a year later, oscars approaching, and still no mainstream success for german eelsex or japanese poo-eating films. how much longer will these types of activities be marginalized by hollywood?

whoever posted this originally is a genius.

 

It's his idea of REAL self-actualization.

 

While we're talking to ourselves...

This is one of my all time favorite personal thread posting jobs... nice & subtle, got my point across pretty well I think.