Oldie but Goodie 2 recent Texas A&M graduates were starting up a farm. A UT graduate sold them a watermelon and told them it was a mule egg ready to hatch. On the way home, their truck hit a pothole and the “mule egg” flew into a ditch spooking a rabbit. They chased it for an hour before one said “I give up we’ll never catch it.” The other aggie said. “That’s okay, I didn’t want to plow that fast anyway.”
OK, let's leave the a&m boy alone...he won't be back. His mom caught him talkin bout 'wee-wee's" on the internet and took his computer away.
