This one time in the cup throwing era, during a relatively big game (can't remember which) LSU scored and the student section went nuts and I turned to high five some friends sitting behind me (also to look out for flying cups). Well, as I'm giving my friend a high five I glance up and see a cup flying perfectly towards his head. This cup was flying like no cup I'd ever seen. Bottom down with a slight rotation to help keep it stable, probably helped in going nose down by being half full with JB and coke. It was like a mortar and it was going in the vicinity of my friends head. I can remember thinking, "Hey, that cup is coming towards him. Wow, it's not flipping or anything. Geez, it's going pretty fast now. Uh-oh." It was like I was awestruck by the cup and couldn't react to save my friend, that or I was a little drunk and had slower reflexes than normal. Anyways, this cup is bearing down on my friends head like an ICBM and I am powerless to stop it. It hits him square on top of the head and he just stands there as all of our group that saw died laughing. Very funny instance that will likely never happen again because cup throwing is crime punishable by death. Oh wait, we're not Texas.
You guys are pathetic always trying to measure your wee-wees with someone else. Hope you and your "Don Johson" (sp) looking coach have a great season.
There's that Aggie education. Dude, add an "n" and you've got the spelling of "Johnson" nailed. Try it phoenetically: JoNNNN-SuNNN.
SabanFan, remember you need a 'johnson' to be able to spell it. Aggie boy is too busy with his...uh...'wee-wee' envy.:shock: to study spelling. I think at A&M spelling is a graduate level class.
Ahhhhhh, it was only a matter of time before a Village Idiot fell into our forum. How are things in Aggieland these days??? Still trying to "right the ship" on a program that hasn't done much since getting beat by lowly Louisiana-Lafayette?? And, if it's "wee wee" comparisons you're speaking of, I'm SURE you little Collie-loving Aggies don't do ANYTHING like that against Texas....:dis: And our "don Johnson" looking coach is a WHOLE lot better than your yellow-bellied, no dedicated, spineless one. Have a good night, tough guy--don't let mommie and daddy know you're up too late surfing the net. Internet can rot your brain--oh wait! I forgot, it's already shredded--How else do you explain A&M admissions standards??? ...Nice, conviencing win you guys had there last week. 26-11...You Aggies have a "power house" brewing...
A Tiger fan and a Texas A&M Aggie were driving at high speeds when they hit head on. Both cars were totally destroyed but by a miracle neither the Tiger fan nor the Aggie were killed or even injured. The Tiger fan told the Aggie that the fact that both of their lives were spared must mean it was a sign from God that He want them to bury the hatchet and become friends. The Tiger fan then noticed that the trunk of the twisted mass of burning metal that had been his car had popped open. He opened the trunk and found that a quart of Crown Royal had somehow survived the wreck unbroken. He told the Aggie "This is another sign from above that God wants us to toast our new found friendship." He opened the bottle and handed it to the Aggie, who drank half the bottle down and then handed it back to the Tiger fan and said "Your turn" The Tiger fan just put the cap back on the bottle and said "No, I think I'll just wait for the police."
