How Are You Killing The Time?

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  1. northernvatiger

    northernvatiger Founding Member

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    I haven’t been on here in a while...
    Hope everyone is doing well. Please stay safe and healthy.
     
  2. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    Hey! Just in case we can play aTm this season I found a helpful questionnaire that y'all can send to your "butthurt" friends in The Home of the Twelfth Man:

    Come to think on it, this form has near-universal applicability everywhere in the U.S., on the job and even right here in this thread!



    butthurt-form.jpg
     
  3. CalcoTiger

    CalcoTiger Live Long and Prosper IVI

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    My butt doesn't hurt but I do have a rash at the moment. Damn hot weather,,,,,
     
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  4. mancha

    mancha Alabama morghulis

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    a rash is a minor symptom of COVID-19. You must report yourself to the CDC as an unconfirmed case. Add yourself to the numbers.
     
  5. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    Desitin, my friend. Works for babies' butts. Yours would benefit as well.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Boudreaux's Butt Paste.
     
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  7. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan O the Joy

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    https://www.oregonlive.com/collegef...n-i-college-sports-programs-plan-to-play.html

    a long kinda interesting article,.. I was struck by this quote,..

    "Supposing a player turns up with the virus, either because of a test, a temperature spike or symptoms, that means that player has to be quarantined... In many cases, so will people who have been in close contact with that athlete. If it’s an offensive lineman, that means the other guys on the line of scrimmage and, possibly, his position coach."

    what a clusterfucking mess this is going to be
     
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  8. gynojunkie

    gynojunkie "Pooties R Us"

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    GDF, since the young & superbly fit demographic that IS a college football player is statistically unlikely to have either symptoms or serious disease, COVID-19 should be treated for what it is--a bad flu season! History will show that the reaction and fear of "plague" (and some as yet unnamed political purpose) will be 1000X worse than the virus itself.

    Sixty % of all deaths were in the aged, nursing home setting; a setting where the average life expectancy after admission is only six months! Six! All COVID-19 did was speed the journey for the same victims--but our fear deprived these people of the comfort of their families as they passed. Fk Cuomo and every other scumbag "leader" who thought that they were effing epidemiologists!

    And don't get me started on Fauci--that effing incompetent priss!

    Bottom line? Treat every COVID-19 positive CFB player as you would in any other year! No problemo!
     
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  9. Hou-duco

    Hou-duco Founding Member

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