How Are You Killing The Time?

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  1. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    In my last full year of work, I brought home $274K (W2) not including Benefits $150K and Retirement Pkg @ $200K ... $600K+ pkg

    In my line of Specialty Engineering, I’m recognized as one of the Best in the World ...

    I take plum assignments to pay for my time spent in Europe and French Polynesia.

    That I foresaw hard times (like this Corona V-19 meltdown) and bought a place filled with the cleanest water on Earth where I grow all my own food and raise my fish, details the degree of enlightenment I’ve achieved ...

    Let’s turn the mirror toward you!

    When you and Theotis are beating each other’s brains out for that last can of peaches in the market, you’ll need those WWE skill sets and likely a pistola. Know I will be harvesting my peaches and preserving them as food source.

    Pray, smart Boy, it never happens as you got three days of groceries in those stores ... until they get desperate and try to hoard everything!

    Any of you animals have a hard time getting Shit paper ... Lololololol

    This is just a taste of what’s coming ...

    Country Boys will survive, esp this 161 IQ Jesuit Educated LSU Tiger ... Forty more years! They live to damn near 105 in my family ...

    Look at CaCa at 72 shredding those Colo slopes like an Olympian ... We Be Badddddddd

    Whaddaya expect from a family with a baller (Ramah SR) that knocked out Billy Cannon twice in one game and earned an LSU scholly on the spot ... We Be Badddddddd

    Uncle Billy, God Rest Him, would agree!

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    Got this cleaned up ...
    tilled and hilled for the storm coming !!!

    I can hear those Canadian Geese cutting up in the ponds now

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    Bass getting ready to Spawn

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    Beer Belch to you after a hard day on the
    Retirement Spread
     
  2. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Not a weed in that 10,000 sq ft garden!!!

    Let it Rain Tonight Lord
     
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  3. kcal

    kcal Founding Member

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    if it makes you sleep better it’s all good walter mitty....
     
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  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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  5. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    15 years Service with the Saudi Arabian Oil Company you F-tards ... It’s like winning the fkn lottery ...

    Best Retirement Plan on the planet!

    Best Health Care coverage (100% for $215/mo with $15 deduct for a GP visit & $20 deduct for a Specialist visit)

    A $750K life policy

    A $3.5 million Retirement Plan, now about $3.1 with stock market down ...

    A $1.2 mil Savings Plan ...

    A Death Benefit at $30k to cover Meatwagon, etc costs.

    On my death, my wife (none yet but I audition plenty of whores each week) collects 60% of my monthly salary at retirement ($9 k / month) for the rest of her life.

    So Go gnaw on your Vienna Sausage and cheap hot dogs and catch colon cancer and CV-19 and watch Championship Wrestling and give your woman a fistful of who’s boss!

    Y~O~U
    P~I~T~I~F~U~L
    F~K~N
    L~O~S~E~R~S

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    Send pics of your nieces and sisters and if they’re cute, I’ll sodomize them in tryouts after Tuesday Night Poker
     
  6. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

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    Just watched the replay of the Georgia loss to South Carolina that saved Muschamps job.

    Poor Will ... # 3 on the Hot Seat now!!!

    He’ll be looking for more magic like that vs LSU next year after the Alabama game.

    I give you Senior Tyler Simmons ... #87

    https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4035018/tyler-simmons

    A pretty crappy career with pretty much zero pro prospects on Draft Days.

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    Fromm has this nutsack wide open!
    Good pass right on the money!!!

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    It’s in his hands ... Easy first and GA likely to score and win in OT

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    Not it’s out of his hands rolling atop his head and right into the defenders hands for a pick

    Rodrigo Blankenship GROZA AWARD WINNER ... Somebody paid off somebody

    Misses the 42 yd FG by a fkn mile right in OT to choke and give the game to Muschamp

    USC wins 20-17 and Muschamp has a job

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    How did this nutsack win the Groza Award?

    Can’t even make a 42 yd FG!

    Georgia is fkn H~A~P~L~E~S~S
     
  7. Goodlifetiger

    Goodlifetiger Founding Member

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    They are Canada geese not Canadian geese.
     
  8. KyleK

    KyleK Who, me? Staff Member

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    I did not know this.
     
  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Is Peking Duck now Beijing Duck?
     
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  10. furduknfish

    furduknfish #ohnowesuckagain

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    What if they reside in Canada? Can they be canadian Canada geese?
     
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