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  1. I thought the words to the chorus of Billie Jean went like this:

    "The LA po lice got my number... Because with boys I'm known to slumber".
  2. Or how about this sung to the tune of Thriller:

    "It's such a bummer... here in Neverland. The Police coming in - ar rest warrants in their hand".
  3. Q. Why did Michael Jackson go to Target?

    A. B/c he heard little boys pants were half off.

    Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit?

    A. A zit won't come on your face until your 16.:shock:

    Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

    A. B/c he thought they were a delivery service.
  4. Im not gonna lie...I think he is a fruit and I really REALLY don't particularly enjoy concerts no matter who it is. However, if he was doing one around here somewhere and a friend invited me, I would totally go. He just oozes talent, no matter how messed up in the head he is.
  5. Q. Why is MJ like caviar?

    A. They both come on little crackers.
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  6. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
  7. Q: Why did MJ get sick?

    A: He ate a 14-year-old weiner.
  8. I have "Thriller" on vinyl. Played that record in 7th and 8th grade until I nearly wore it out.

    But, man, is he a freak now...
  9. Hey, take it easy on Michael Jackson. Who among us can say that he's never slept in bed with four children, in the presence of a chimpanzee?
  10. Uh, Red, is there anything else you'd like to tell us?
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