He's baaa-aaack!

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  1. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

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    I thought the words to the chorus of Billie Jean went like this:

    "The LA po lice got my number... Because with boys I'm known to slumber".
     
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  2. stevescookin

    stevescookin Certified Who Dat

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    Or how about this sung to the tune of Thriller:

    "It's such a bummer... here in Neverland. The Police coming in - ar rest warrants in their hand".
     
    stevescookin, Mar 5, 2009
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  3. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    Q. Why did Michael Jackson go to Target?

    A. B/c he heard little boys pants were half off.

    Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit?

    A. A zit won't come on your face until your 16.:shock:

    Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

    A. B/c he thought they were a delivery service.
     
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  4. shaqazoolu

    shaqazoolu Concentrated Awesome

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    Im not gonna lie...I think he is a fruit and I really REALLY don't particularly enjoy concerts no matter who it is. However, if he was doing one around here somewhere and a friend invited me, I would totally go. He just oozes talent, no matter how messed up in the head he is.
     
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  5. LSUfan71

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    Q. Why is MJ like caviar?

    A. They both come on little crackers.
     
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  6. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  7. shaqazoolu

    shaqazoolu Concentrated Awesome

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    Q: Why did MJ get sick?

    A: He ate a 14-year-old weiner.
     
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  8. StaceyO

    StaceyO Football Turns Me On

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    I have "Thriller" on vinyl. Played that record in 7th and 8th grade until I nearly wore it out.

    But, man, is he a freak now...
     
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  9. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Hey, take it easy on Michael Jackson. Who among us can say that he's never slept in bed with four children, in the presence of a chimpanzee?
     
    red55, Mar 6, 2009
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  10. paducahmichael

    paducahmichael Tiger Band Class of '73

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    Uh, Red, is there anything else you'd like to tell us?
     
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