I am under no illusion right now, anyone over 12 is gonna knock me down and kick my ass and take my lunch money.

Not if you whack them over the head with your cane.

I'm sure you could get a cool sword to put in a cane. Take that you damn young punks.

All joking aside I have a patient that has cough synocpy. He passes out 15-20 times per day (every time he starts coughing). He can not go any where on his own not even to the toilet as he might pass out and be in trouble. It is amazing how debilitating that can be. God speed and I hope you feel better soon.

Synocpy or syncope?

the fancy way of saying it is "Synocpy" like "ab-doooo-men" (abdomen) or son-to-meter (centimeter)

Are you a general practitioner or a specialist?

Dont need to wack em if you have this cane

The latter

Neurologist??

nope derm. The patient I am talking about has other skin issues and what I deal with is the tip of the ice burg. Really sucks for this guy the crappy thing is he can't get disability but the guy down the street with disease x that really isn't disabling has it in a second.