Guy who offered 40 Goats for Chelsea Clinton gets trampled be an elephant.

You're kidding right? This is news to you?

 

Lol. The theorizing and strategies are hilarious. It really isn't all that difficult. There is simplicity even in the most complex situation.

 

Its us men who are the simple creatures.

 

It appears she needs educating on the 2H theory

@LaSalleAve you got it handy? You want to do the honors?

 

I could sit and listen to men's thoughts on women and y'all's twisted reasoning and laugh every time, @red55 appears to be the only one who keeps it simple and doesn't over read the defense, the rest of y'all are hilarious.

 

Same can be said for a fat divorce settlement, Botox and a ridiculous set of fake cans. And yes those women look just as silly to us as the guys with the fat wallets to you

 

I think all of us, men or women would like for our wallets to be fatter.

 

Yes and yes.

"We'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass. A ****ing machine that never runs out of gas"

It's a Jason Boland song. Look it up

 

Let me tell you a little man vs woman wallet story. This guy comes into a bar I was in and he is trying to sell hand made alligator wallets that he had made. The wallets were nice looking and I did need a new wallet. I had never spent more than $10 dollars for a wallet but I had quite a bit of money on me so I was willing to go as high a $30 or even $40 for one of his. A few more of the guys in the bar were interested too. Then the guy said the price of his wallets was $250. We all broke out in laughter and needless to say he didn't sell a single wallet.

Fast forward 5 or 6 years:

The woman I was living with asked me to stop a store on our way home. She wanted to buy a purse. I stayed in the car while she went inside. After what seemed forever she came out and asked me for $40. I was surprised because I knew that she had over $400 on her. I gave her the money and a little while later she came back out with her new purse. She had spent over $400. It was brown and had some kind of little black spots on it. I thought it was ugly but I didn't want to start a fight so I didn't say that but I was amazed that anybody would spend all of their money for something to carry money in and then not have any money to put in it.

 

Here is a better story. A chic with big tits would have sold you all a wallet. For $300

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