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Guy who offered 40 Goats for Chelsea Clinton gets trampled be an elephant.
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  2. Tiga?
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  3. She's so ugly she'd have to kick down the door of a beauty pageant just to buy a ticket.

    Chelsea spent 5 hours in the beauty parlor the other day. And that was just for the estimate.

    She's so ugly she has to sneak up an the glass to get a drink of water.
  4. The real question is would @lsutiga trade Chelsea for goats? I think we all know the answer......:)
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  5. I can see why you can't get laid anymore.
    tigerchick46 likes this.
  6. Hilarious.....
  7. Maybe you can use your status as a famous anonymous internet forum poster to get groupies like @tigerchick46 and that girl with the sunglasses in the picture with her to do a threesome
  8. The only reason the deal fell through is because none of the goats would do it with Chelsea
  9. What a rookie you are. You just have no idea how things work. Have you actually met any women? Let me give you a little clue . . . don't talk about them on the internet.
    xlnsports and shane0911 like this.
  10. I guess I blew my chances with Chelsea Clinton. Do any of the women you actually know know that you are the anonymous @red55 on the internet? And no, I have never met any women on the internet. That's what bars and coffee shops are for.
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