It's his brain on drugs

Someone's satire detector is broke. Who is the real dumbass?

Go have another drink hypocrite.

Are you buying?

Sure, what's your poison? You a single malt dude? Bourbon? Blended? Clear liquor?

Single malt or bourbon

I like single malt too, I recently started drinking whiskey and scotch again, definitely takes the edge off. You ever had Oban?

Never tried it. I haven't been drinking much scotch or bourbon lately. It's been so damn hot I have pretty much been sticking to beer. Right now the heat index is 107. A good margarita would hit the spot.

I see Oban makes a 32 year old edition. I bet that's damn good.

It's actually pretty cheap considering too. That and Macallan are the 2 single malts of choice for me. But in a pinch Glenlevit or Glenfiddich will work.