. Who said they were? I thought we were discussing being born gay. I, along with homer in his own special way, said that if fags are born that way then so must be pedophiles and people who sleep with goats.
But does a pedophile or a goatf*cker that never actually commits either of those acts still get classified as such?
you guys are all wrapped up in this homo argument. thats nice. let me try and see if i can make the most off-topic post of all time. a few minutes ago i was at the PATH station outside my house. path is like the subway except it is run by the port authority instead of the MTA so it isnt subject to the transit strike that is haeppning now. anyways, i was walking and i see this person laying flat face down outside the station whimpering. i cant see em because they are all bulked up with coats, because it is cold. and nobody is doing anything. so i think to myself, "maybe this is one of those muslim dudes i always see praying on the ground at certain times of day". but then its night and they never seem to do they prayer thing at night. and then for second i thought maybe it was some maniac concentrating and fixin' to blow up the extra big crowds that are at the station because of the mta strike. but it wasnt, and i walked up to the person, and it turned out it was an old lady with her face right on the cobblestones of the street. and i says "...are you alright". and she just like whimpers and then because i broke the ice, other commuters are startin to crowd around. so i say "um, i dunno i think this lady fell down" and some other dude calls the cops, and the cops are only 100 yards away because they are always at the stations looking for terrorists. so anways, it kinda weird because this lady is crying now and wont talk to me. and she is lying there like she purposely laid down with her arms and hands nicely at her sides. not like a person who just busted their ass. so then some other woman steps forward to join me, and says she is a chaplain, and starts touching and comforting the lady, who i still cant tell if she fell down and smashed her face, or is just some psycho who enjoys a nice face-down rest. anways the cops come, and i walk across to the bank and do my business. then 5 minutes later i come out and everyone has left except the cop and the chaplain, and the lady hasnt moved at all. and they are talkin to her just as casual as anything, like you might talk to a person drinkin a mint julep under a shade tree. but the lady is literally face down like with the nose mushed in the ground. and thats the end of the story.
Absolutely not! because when mr. goat lover looked at that nice piece of goat a**, he had enough self control to walk away!:grin:
