Glenn Dorsey visited The Virgin Islands

when god said "let there be light", he checked with Glenn Dorsey to make sure that was okay.

 

Glenn Dorsey turns feminists into housewives.

I know. I saw it happen. Her name use to be Rosie O'Donnell. Now it's just Rosie and she bakes cookies for all the neighborhood children.

 

Glenn Dorsey is the reason why CajunSensation finally got his figurines.

 

And the only reason he had to wait so long was because Glenn Dorsey was mad that CajunSensation did not order a Glenn Dorsey figurine.

 

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Glen Dorsey.

 

Aww man, great one. Wish I would have thought of it. :lol:

 

Glen Dorsey doesn't jump. He leg-presses the earth out of his way.

 

NEWSFLASH:

Starting lineups changed for Saturday's South Carolina vs. LSU game

Starting at NT for the Tigers: Glenn Dorsey
Starting at DE for the Tigers: Glenn Dorsey
Starting at all LB positions for the Tigers: Glenn Dorsey
Starting at all CB positions for the Tigers: Glenn Dorsey

Starting on offense for South Carolina: 11 guys waving a white flag

 

I like this thread. This thread don't stop till Dorsey says it stops.

 

Tebow had to ask Glenn Dorsey permission to kiss his Boyfriend.

Glenn Dorsey said yes, because he wanted one more reason to kill Tebow.