Glenn Dorsey turns feminists into housewives. I know. I saw it happen. Her name use to be Rosie O'Donnell. Now it's just Rosie and she bakes cookies for all the neighborhood children.
And the only reason he had to wait so long was because Glenn Dorsey was mad that CajunSensation did not order a Glenn Dorsey figurine.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Glen Dorsey.
NEWSFLASH: Starting lineups changed for Saturday's South Carolina vs. LSU game Starting at NT for the Tigers: Glenn Dorsey Starting at DE for the Tigers: Glenn Dorsey Starting at all LB positions for the Tigers: Glenn Dorsey Starting at all CB positions for the Tigers: Glenn Dorsey Starting on offense for South Carolina: 11 guys waving a white flag
Tebow had to ask Glenn Dorsey permission to kiss his Boyfriend. Glenn Dorsey said yes, because he wanted one more reason to kill Tebow.