Glenn Dorsey visited The Virgin Islands

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  1. Swerved

    Swerved It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

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    ...as he gnawed through his own umbilical cord...
     
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  2. Ch0sn0ne

    Ch0sn0ne At the Track

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    They couldn't find WMDs in Iraq because Glenn Dorsey lives in Baton Rouge.



    OOOH! Good name for our defense. The WMDs.
     
    Ch0sn0ne, Sep 20, 2007
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  3. khounba

    khounba Founding Member

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    Four words you will never hear Glenn Dorsey say: "Don't taser me, bro.".
     
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  4. LSUgirlinTx

    LSUgirlinTx Is it game time yet?

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    then after a quick shower and a 72 oz steak dinner he suited up and began his Pewee football career.
     
    LSUgirlinTx, Sep 20, 2007
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  5. MadMaxwell

    MadMaxwell Founding Member

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    Don't know if this one has already been used but -

    Glenn Dorsey CAN believe it's not butter! :hihi:
     
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  6. bhelmLSU

    bhelmLSU Founding Member Staff Member

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    Glen Dorsey doesnt eat meals, they are Snacks.
     
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  7. lsubatgirl04

    lsubatgirl04 Cupcake Thief

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    Glenn Dorsey has a pet gorilla he named Saban.
     
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  8. offshoretrash

    offshoretrash Founding Member

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    If you Google search "Dorsey getting his butt kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

    Dorsey doesn't shave; he slaps himself in the face.
     
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  9. hokie_dawg

    hokie_dawg Freshman

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    Re: Here you go!

    Here are a few of my favorites (Good luck on your way to the Nat'l Championship by the way---I know, I know, Dorsey doesn't need luck):

    Glenn Dorsey beat Shaq in a one-on-one fouling competition
    Glenn Dorsey was Luke's father
    Ken Dorsey to change his name out of respect for Glenn (sound too much alike).
    If at first you don't succeed, then you aren't Glenn Dorsey
    The Devil wears Prada because Glenn Dorsey made him.
    Glenn Dorsey made Johnny Cash "Walk the line."
    Glenn Dorsey made Lou Holtz pick against ND.
    Dolphin appendage to be re-named Dorsey fin.
    Metallica allows Glenn Dorsey to download its .mp3s for free.
    I live by the motto: WWGDD - What Would Glenn Dorsey Do?
     
    hokie_dawg, Sep 20, 2007
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  10. diamondheadtiger

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    Re: Here you go!

     
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