Glenn Dorsey can take my mother out for dinner and never call back again. There are no MNC contenders, just teams that haven't faced Glenn Dorsey yet. Glenn Dorsey will wear Lee Corso's head as a warning to other announcers. Glenn Dorsey is so scared of Glenn Dorsey he doesn't look in mirrors.
Glenn Dorsey is the eighth wonder of the world....Ooopppsss. Glenn Dorsey is the ONLY wonder of the world. Glenn Dorsey is running for president....now everyone else is dropping out. Glenn Dorsey is going to personally move all of the FEMA trailers from New Orleans...Ahhhh hell even Glenn Dorsey can't do that.....I'm sorry Mr. Dorsey, Glenn Dorsey will move all the FEMA trailers with one hand. How's that Mr. Dorsey?
Glenn Dorsey doesn't have a chin, he has a third fist. Glenn Dorsey does not get frostbite, Glenn Dorsey bites frost. Contrary to popular belief, the USA is not a democracy, its a Glenntatorship. The quickest way to a person's heart is through Glenn Dorsey's fist. Glenn Dorsey can slam a revolving door.
Should be: When Glenn Dorsey was born he came out feet first. He then roundhouse kicked the doctor because no one delivers Glenn Dorsey except for Glenn Dorsey.
