:lol: :lol: i like that one:thumb: True story, when dorsey came to the restaurant the other night i was BS ing with him and doucet. Problem came in when i gave dorsey a pat on the back( a little harder than i ment to) and feared for my life!!:shock: :shock:
Chuck Norris played @$$ kickers in movies and TV shows before challenging Glenn Dorsey. Now he's only capable of making bad infomercials.
The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Dorsey and forgot to pay him back. In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Dorsey, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. If you were to lock Dorsey in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Dorsey replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. The chief export of Dorsey is pain.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Dorsey once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
