Okay, I love this one.

Headline..."Glenn Dorsey saves Shaq from Tree"

That was bad wasnt it?

Glen Dorsey's main export is PAIN!!!o:

Dorsey sighted in Japan!!







Oh... and Dorsey's so mean, he uses live rattlesnakes for condoms.. :shock:

When Glen Dorsey speaks, everybody listens.
And then dies...

Glenn Dorsey told them to show up ** -- HokieDan95 Wed Sep 12 2007 12:02:09 PM
Aren't u tired of the Dorsey one-liners? We are! ** -- Duckpond Hokie Wed Sep 12 2007 12:04:43 PM
Glen Dorsey said quit spelling "you" with a "u". It's so juvenile. ** -- 48zip Wed Sep 12 2007 12:37:57 PM
We who? Even the LSU folks liked them. ** -- MAHokie69 Wed Sep 12 2007 12:37:44 PM
Nah man.....keep 'em comin'........lol** -- GEAUXdiver Wed Sep 12 2007 12:37:20 PM
Apparently not given that he made one. ** -- BG Hokie Wed Sep 12 2007 12:33:02 PM
Glenn Dorsey is so big, his one-liners take up two lines. ** -- AbsolutHokie04 Wed Sep 12 2007 12:28:39 PM
Glen Dorsey will tell you when you are tired of the one-liners **

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those hokies....you gotta love their sense of humor.

My favorites:

Aren't u tired of the Dorsey one-liners? We are! ** -- Duckpond Hokie Wed Sep 12 2007 12:04:43 PM
Glen Dorsey will tell you when you are tired of the one-liners **

and

Glenn Dorsey is so big, his one-liners take up two lines. ** -- AbsolutHokie04 Wed Sep 12 2007 12:28:39 PM

Welcome to the forum

Some personal favs of mine :lol:

If you spell "Glenn Dorsey" in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Glenn Dorsey didn't need dispute resolution to get an AMEX charge removed.

Glenn Dorsey completes a sudoku puzzle in each huddle.

Glenn Dorsey removes tags from mattresses and isn't prosecuted.

The last digit of Pi ...is Glenn Dorsey.

Guns don't kill people...Glenn Dorsey kills people.

Glenn Dorsey ran a stoplight once to hit the QB in the oncoming car.