Glenn Dorsey eats babies.

Glenn Dorsey's poo smells like Armani Aqua de Gio.

When GD is around, jet planes do not need fuel. Dorsey simply picks them up with his index finger and throws them to their destination.

Glen Dorsey hits with lightning bolts so big that even Zeus bows to him.

Glen Dorsey can reach the cookie jar.

from another thread:

Glenn Dorsey's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately it is impossible to make him cry.:shock:

Later,
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Glenn Dorsey puts Baby in the corner.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Glen Dorsey has allowed to live.

When Glen Dorsey jumps in a lake he doesn't get wet, the water gets Dorsey