I once saw M&M's melt in Glenn Dorsey's hand. The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Glenn Dorsey didn't kill you in your sleep. Glenn Dorsey's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Glenn Dorsey.
Dorsey is a class act. I love this guy. His personality reminds me of Duece Mcallister's. He is one of the best defensive players I think I have ever witnessed at LSU. He makes booger look like romper room. I really love this kid. IMO, this is the best defense in the history of college football. Look at the stats they are unreal.
When Glenn Dorsey does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. When Glenn Dorsey swims, Glenn Dorsey doesn't get wet. Water gets Glenn Dorsey. During sex, Glenn Dorsey is always on top because Glenn Dorsey never f*cks up.
