Glenn Dorsey visited The Virgin Islands

I'll bet some of ya'll didn't know that The Turtle is a marine biologist. He has to travel a lot, but he gets to go to interesting places.

Here is a recent photo he emailed to me:

 

Fried, look! Dorsey was the Megatron thing in Transformers.

 

Glen Dorsey wrote an amazing book called "A Brief History of Time" but Stephen Hawking stole the rough draft and sold 9 million copies of it with his name on it... Yeah... We all saw what happened to him.

 

I once saw him scissor kick Mrs. Miles in the face. When she looked to Les for support he just said "What did I tell you about looking him in the eye?"

Dorsey once drank a gallon of pure methane, woke up 6 months later and said "I prefere scotch"

 

Handicap parking is not for handicap people! It is Glenn Dorsey Parking and if you park there you will end up handicaped!!!!

 

Glenn Dorsey walking causes the Earth to rotate.

E=GD²

Pluto pissed Glenn Dorsey and was demoted to "dwarf planet" status - forever! Ever!!!

 

Lee Trevino said it:
"In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron."

But he stole it from Glenn Dorsey.

 

This was my 13 yo son's idea:

 

HAHAHA, i think this is the best one so far!

 

That one is great!