Re: Anybody know the official rules? I've just been attacked!!! They came up from the blinside swinging plastic baseball bats. Take cover and keep your back to the wall!! The freakin' mutants will stop at nothing to have their way!! Be on the look out for large groups pf short people!!!! They're everywhere!! They must have gotten wet and eaten after midnight.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Dammit man, are you OK? Plastic bats, mutants, midnight? What kind of crazy sh!t yawl into out there? I fear the worst. I have been on the lam for a month now. Never stop moving but where you gonna move to when large groups of short people are everywhere? I have considered joining them to obtain more information. The running has become burdensome if not outright impossible. Triangulating patterns, secret codes, no moon pies, puppy eyes reeling in subliminal messages over lunar telepathy and now I fear somehow the crawfish are involved. Lowering the market price just to infiltrate the masses to coordinate their efforts. All this becoming way too hard to keep up with. Deception, betrayal, blind attacks and what next? I think I am going in. Beginning to think THEY cannot be stopped. Perhaps I too can become a mod?
Re: Anybody know the official rules? I left out a few details so as not to alarm you. It wasn't bats. It was Ninja Turtle swords and sais, and a light sabre. The light sabre attack took me by complete surprise. And before I could react, I was stabbed in the eye by that dam sai. Adding insult to injury, the katana was then swung violently at the top of my bleeding skull! They're pulling out all the stops now. It's officially an all out war. Chemical weapons are now an option as well. The oldest of the short ones has just lost a tooth. I overheard them talking about the tooth fairy. This is scary! If they have employed a winged midget who sneaks into your house while you're asleep, we may be doomed. I'm going to stock up on bug spray just in case I catch a glimpse of her!
Re: Anybody know the official rules? I know this tooth fairy you speak of. Tooth lost within the last three weeks? If so then there is ANOTHER connection! Mine had the same thing occur, so I believe as his tooth was loose just as I made a run for it. If we knocked out all of their teeth, how many fairies will come? Toothless midgets...Now I know I want in. You think the bug spray is gonna work? I have this flame thrower I am working on. Not yet perfected however my skin has never been smoother. :redface:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Tooth Fairy made an appearance last night. Stole some money out of my wallet.:angryfire That pretty much confirms that he/she/it is involved in this conspiracy. I tried that flamethrower Idea of yours, but my bathroom exploded!! The firemen were only worried about savig the kids. I had no idea that they had recruited firemen on their side too!!! Let's just hope they don't get the police involved too. I think we still have the underground militia groups on our side (for now). We're gonna need them.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? hmmmmm...mods moved the thread again. This is obviously an attempt at severing our lines of communication. I now have little doubt that they have been bought by the short guys.
Re: Go Fish or Run for Your Lives Just returned from a week of reconnaissance. I found absolutely nothing which can assist our cause but I did get a great lap dance at Cheetahs. Um, well two! Can Ms. Porsche be on our team? Anyhow I am finding it increasingly harder to recruit as explaining our position and its needs fall on deaf ears. THEIR population seems to grow away from recognition. Perhaps it is their reproductive mentalities that have swayed however no resistance from the adult species. The offensive remains solely with the little ones. I propose the following: Neuter and spay ALL of the little ones. Eliminate their cause and spare the future generations from the agony you and I share on a consistent basis. Thoughts? The MODS act as if they have blinders on. We were on to their foolish observations and controlling ways early in the game. We have anticipated their movements and moving the thread only illustrates their desperate attempt to effect communication. It seems that their efforts have become fruitless and in all I feel for the first time we have an upper hand. TRUST no authority figures where as their duties are to serve and protect. We need to use that to our own benefit. My calling for moon pies repeatedly seems to be the only communication on our part which has effectively disrupted. I did however find an RC Cola can while I was digging a foxhole a month ago. I am to return soon to a deliberate reconnaissance and I am taking Ms. Porsche with me. She hides my identity well as I feel my little one is soon to undercover my position. His mother attempted to call. Perhaps they are getting desperate? The bar drinks are gonna kill me for sure. The price for a revolution.
Re: Go Fish or Run for Your Lives you have a cheetas out there too, is that a franchise, I wonder how much it is to get into that franchise.
