Re: Anybody know the official rules? since he was 7, i just play the punching game with my son when he starts feeling like he's wearing the pants. we take turns hitting each other in the arm. i hit a little harder each time. i know i have him when his next heat eases up and the one after that is even lighter. he's trying to get me to hit lighter. i do not play that way. i keep hitting as hard as before. when he's had enough, he accuses me of cheating since i didn't lighten up. i just tell him, "if you wanna play with the men....you gotta take the pain." once again, there is no question about the pants - at least til he starts feeling froggy again.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Good to see you're keeping things in check. Don't know how you're keeping the dog busy, especially since your wife is in heat. Be careful spraying that brake cleaner on them spotlights. Ahhhh moonpies, them were the days. Dro threw out an other aspect. If you see a couple of frog wearing pans that are trading punches, run!!! I'm sure they are involved in this somehow. I don't know if we're properly equipped to handle this growing list of adversaries we're now faced with. I'll spend my day blueprinting our next course of action. Record any and all recon info you receive between now and then, as it will be useful to our master plan.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Dro is hideously in denial if he thinks playing frog tap is going to save him. I am starting to believe folks are just not taking this seriously. Spot submission is simply not enough. It doesn’t stick in the minds of the little one. :nope: MARK MY WORDS the next lunar eclipse is going to trigger a phenomenon of occurrences legendary in the biblical sense. Crickets will paint the walls, locust will screw endlessly and when the dogs howl, oh just go ahead and stick you head between you legs cause all hell is going to break loose. The little ones I fear are looking at controlling our finances as there was green ooze hardened onto my mortgage statement. These little turds are getting high tech. I am redeploying the bomb shelter. Today I am going after batteries and water purification. I wonder if their telepathy can penetrate the shelters perimeter. :huh:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? A battery operrated water purifier?!!? Cool. I wouldn't use the bomb shelter. They'll have you cornered in a confined space. Even the pant wearing frogs would have an advantage over you then. I think you'd be safer hiding in plain sight. You could gamble, and hang out in large crowds, but it is possible that there would be more of "them" than us. I'm secretly recruiting a few allies on this end. Adults who have no children are less likely to have already been brainwashed. Also, most bachelors drink enough to have potentially killed any bugs the devils may have implanted. Stay away from Bud/Bud Light products. I'm confident that the "Born on Date" is simply a way for them to track which bottles have been tainted with their wicked schemes. Without a doubt, we are at war my friend. This message will not self destruct, mainly because I fear that my explosive materials have been tampered with. Please be especially wary of any potential sabbotage attempts. There is no evil that is below these lil bastids' moral integrity.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? For my sins, the city has approved a dog shelter around the corner from my house today. Agreed on the bombshelter, what was I thinking? I was thinking a place with security to retreat however there is NO RETREAT. Forward and never looking back I say. Scored tickets today for Monster Jam. :thumb: Did you experience a scent of Sulphur this morning? Wondering if there was a connection. Oh yea, I have a theory on disrupting their lines of communication: Electro Magnetic Pulse. :yelwink2: Do you think we can enlist Dorsey? No quit in that guy. I like your theory of using the non-producers however I object to using anyone with ovaries. Sorry okie. Simply too much at risk to allow the motherly type to be wrongly influenced. Getting low on brake fluid. Back to the JB Weld, a personal favorite.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Maybe we can get Dorsey, but I think that answer is too obvious. They'll be looking for it. I would suggest Harry Coleman instead. No way they're preparing for a back-up safety. I don't know what Port Sulfer has to do with this, but I haven't smelled that place in years. Okie is definitley out, way too motherly. Maybe we can get clair to write an article in the school paper to help get the word out. For the magnetic contraption you are building, I could provide you with the alphabet magnets on my fridge. This will disable yet another method of communicating. Not sure the best course of action on the dog shelter. Maybe some tainted meat? You should try a mixture of liquid paper and drano. Much better than JB Weld. If you run low on that, take 2 shots of Clorox!! Also, don't be afraid to inject a little used motor oil directly into the veins on your left arm. P.S. I noticed you are starting to repeat yourself as evident by the double post of your last log in. I hope they have not manipulated your brain as well. You may have to stab yourself in the eye with a hot poker to get the implant out if they did in fact manage to plant one on you.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? I posted twice, just as a safety check to make sure you have not been taken. Well Done! :thumb:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? This thread has now been moved to "Best of", I hope that is not a sign that they have the mods in their corner as well.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? We can take this to the Gump board. They will never find us there. Oh I know, we need reb. He has proven he has multiple allegiances and I think he can handle the battle aspect of things. Besides he is on dial up versus cable. :thumb:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? RED ALERT!!! RED ALERT!!! RED ALERT!!! I think my suspicion of the mods is legit!! It all makes sense now. They have moved this thread to attempt to break our line of communication. They even put a gag order on Sensation knowing that if we got Shaq involved the tides would definitely turn to our favor. This would also explain why no other member here has had the onions to step up and help our cause!!! Faninmiss's idea of "talking to them" was obviously a ploy by the mods to steer us directly into their hands. The only way to explain dro trading punches with a frog that's wearing pants, is that he was blatantly drugged by the mods to reduce his credibilty, and to ensure that we wouldn't recruit him to join our ranks. As you can see, their involvement is much deeper than we ever could have imagined. They are so powerful they even managed to convert tiga into a trojan fan. We are heavily outnumbered!!! We can no longer trust anyone!! If Anakin Skywalker could turn on his mentore and all the clones could wipe out the entire ranks of the Jedi, how are we ever going to stop this revolution!!! Tread lightly my friend for we know not where they have laid their next trap!!!
