Re: Anybody know the official rules? ...sooooo you want the job? :hihi: I kid and you are right. Me and my boy are the very best of friends. BUT, he is a red head! :wink:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Cajun Sensation might be the guy we're looking for. That feller knows Shaq! Tonight I'm going to launch yet another attack. The temperature here has dropped about 20 degrees since this time last night (I hope the short ones aren't controlling it). So now that he's out for the night, I have lowered the thermostat on hi AC unit, and turned the fan on high. I also removed all of the blankets from his bedroom. Victory shall be mine!!!
Re: Anybody know the official rules? You've obviously never met my 2 boys. Because I was dumb enough to constantly preach confidence to these two, they now feel as though they are invincible. I think they are convinced that if they gang up one me (one using a light saer, and the other a sai from his Ninja Turtles costume) that they can seize control of this fortress!!! I'm not giving up that easily though. So now I sleep with one eye open at all times. Actually, like Cali said they're the best friends I got. I can't go nowhere without them shadowing me. :thumb: Wait, maybe that's part of the master plan. Maybe they're spying on me and I don't even know it. What if I'm giving away vital information that could help them bring me down? Maybe I should quit sniffing glue?:huh:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Guess who just showed up from the neighbors house with a mohawk asking for cookies? :thumb: THIS and now I gotta jack up the neighbors kid for not asking? Best be a beer appology in this. Did you all know that cold chineese shrimp was so dam good? I never knew.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Your wife got a mohawk :huh: The neighbors kid didn't ask if he could give her one :huh: I know Asians tend to be shorter than Americans, but calling them shrimps is just wrong. Or maybe you're talking about the cold-hearted ones that said them guys was too fat:huh:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? His heart now pumps in my hand, however it is his soul I am after. Wood stacking, to be continued... Humiliation is clinched and savored. Diablo one had chainsaw pulled from hands (safety violation) and placed into the hands of said best good buddy for the purpose of instructing "HIM" on how to do it better! :thumb: This brought on a legendary tantrum which went on ignore followed closely by the ever lurking SELF PITTY! :shock: I feel there is daytime dominance however sundown brings an entirely different scope of thinking. I feel the dogs are now involved. Canine intervention brings yet again, an unknown. No ooze last night which has only heightened my suspicions even more. My apologies to the Chinese population. "Shrimp" does not correlate to "small people". I stand corrected.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy. Bury him!
Re: Anybody know the official rules? ALERT MESSAGE: The little one just threw bacon into the fireplace. I fear this may be a connection to some form of cross communication between their canine/ lunar telepathy. I suspect there an inner transformation as he is not quite a focused on the scobby doo. AGAIN the canine connection seems to be taking a direct form into their stratagies. If in fact they are watching scooby doo at the same time, domination may be certain. Recommendations; scooby goes, same with underdog and lets not chance yogi bear either. Disguise the bacon by placing it in the back of the beer crisper. Switch from glue to break cleaner as the threshold is smaller in dose. Stick with the A/C, blanket removal as it has shown to slow them down. Be brave! We are safer in numbers then alone.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? O.K. scooby do has been replaced with Top Cat and Garfield. This could force them to lose their bearings, at least temporarily. I was unaware that the bacon and fireplace thing was yet another connection. These guys are definitely more devious than we gave them credit for. Their organization is something to be admired. Instead of hiding the bacon, I'm going to use "Beggin Strips" dog treats. This will alert them that we are on to the canine connection. That combined with putting cats on the TV 24/7 should help give us an edge in the mind games. I'm fresh out of brake cleaner, so I've switched over to paint thinner. I may need to up my dosage a little though. Still no word from Cajun Sensation as to whether or not he and Shaq can help take down their lunar communications system. I hope they aren't holding him hostage. If so, we'll definitely need to recruit a few other members and send in a recon team to save him. Keep your eyes peeled, we can't afford for them to launch a sneak attack.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? The midgets scored a minor victory last night. I'm convinced it was a team effort. The 5 year old supplied the younger one with juice late yesterday evening. Sometime during the course of the night, that youngun decided he was "scared" and came sleep in me and the wife's bed. He then resorted to chemical warfare and pizzed in my bed. They're fighting dirty now. I'm undecided on what my retalation will be, but it is coming!! I hope all is well in your camp and that the chemical weapons have yet to be used out west. Be on full alert now that we know they are unafraid to stoop to such levels.
