Re: Anybody know the official rules? Waiting patiently for and update from you. My situation is now firmly under control. Just had a 4 way grudge match with MarioKart on the GameCube. took 3 of the demons (my 2 and one of their buddies) down in humiliating fashion. Their cries of agony were like music to my ears. Yet another battle has gone my way, and momentum is fully on my side now. This war may not be over just yet, but his defenses have weakened significantly, and just like Miss St back in August, he's got ZERO offense. Soon, it shall be game, set, match!!!
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Congratulations for now I feel truly inspired. I have set into play my scheme to oppress the mindset of the (self proclaimed) great thinker. I have posted to his ever calculating mind the opportunity afforded to promote another victory for the little one. I brought home two sets of pallets along with CAUTION tape to employ the boundaries for the competition. I feel that the power is shifting to my direction as he is getting sloppy thinking his new opportunity is merely a fast track to another victory. He has agreed to the stipulations set fort without consideration of just how he should compliment the "Gray Area" left for consideration. For back up I have invited one of his distant friends to partake as audience. I choose against the regular neighbor kids as they are not as special as his distant good buddy best friend. The invite of his out of town buddy is merely a distraction to his potential ploys. At 8 am PST the fury of dismantling his entire soul to that of a burnt match begins. I have purposely left his mother out of the loop as no cries for sympathy shall interfere. Vengeance shall be mine! The only calculation I have failed to correlate is the green ooze. Last evening when the substance came to bay, I choose salt as an attack which in turn only embodied the ooze, giving life to that of another. My miscalculation is, I assume that of a simple chemistry equation where as you cannot achieve a neutralizing reaction when adding Salt (A caustic material) to that of another (Unknown) caustic material. I have readily amassed a gross volume of citric acid to create what I believe a complete neutralization for the green ooze. Otherwise I am hoping the fruity pebbles, this evening’s main course will overt the problematic occurrence all together. Let us pray.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? O.K. be prepared for the acid not to work. If the ooze is also acidic, your new ploy will not help. Get your self a 35-55 gallon drum filled with bacon soda just in case. The baking soda will neutralize the acid. All you got to do is bury his head in it!!! Now, because a drum full of the stuff has a tendency to pack down and kind clump together, this may take a great deal of force. I would suggest putting on a set of gloves, then grasping him behind the neck, and slamming him face first into the white powder. Eventually, he will break the surface, and momentum should carry him deep enought to neutralize the ooze. P.S. Coincedentally, my opponents and I had fruity pebles for supper last night. Which get's me to thinking. There may be some vast network, completely unknown to adults, where these youngsters are conspiring to take us all down. These guys are more devious than I first thought. Something tells me that my upcoming victory, followed by his unconditional surrender may not be as certain as I originally thought. Do NOT let him know that we're on to them. God Speed brother. We're gonna need all the help we can get.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Yes, the equation revolving around the acid not working compounds my worry. After adding salt I dipped a pH strip and found neutral. So therefore I cannot clearly identify its proper constituents. I have however prepared a respirator should we have a repeat event. I have a 55g poly drum but for backup I also have an 80g for over pack. I just gotta figure how to contain the commotion as now we are thinking industrial. Fruity Pebbles are cool but nothing compares to Co Co Pebbles in my book. Ya know, the chocolate milk after. I tend to agree that THEY may not be alone. All night I shall ponder the possibilities. If so what we must figure out is how exactly they communicate. We disrupt their mode of communication and really you got a bunch of sitting ducks. I am now concerned as lil angel just brought me a beer without provocation?
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Let him taste it before you take a sip!!!!!!! It could be a trap. As far as their communications, I have a theory. Mine like to go outside in the evenings to see the moon. These lil devils must be using some type of lunar signal to communicate 'cross country.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Lunar messaging. Any ideas cause I don’t think I could ever dismantle such a thing. Maybe we should recruit. I would say tiga but he has all girls and really, we are not talking girl stuff here. Perhaps faninmiss, she seems to have experience! OH I know...OT? Naw, too many wet t-shirt outings. Grad seems to have a grip. Texas Tiger has the insight but I think he scares easy. Maybe sabanfan, he aint scared of nothing, but I think he has a bedtime. You are a veteran, suggestions? HEY, mama just showed up with an extra big box of Cinnamon Toast Crunchies. Time to work back that appetite.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Well this is my opinion, you can just spank his little hiney, and tell him that you are bigger and better than he is. Tell him that you are the boss because of that. Then tell him when he gets big like you, then he can have kids and be the boss of them.:lol:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Do you do private consultations, kinda like the nanny? I need more of an exorcist! :shock:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Always watch the eyes and keep your back turned to the wall! :thumb:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Nah, you don't need no exorcist, remember you are bigger and smarter than he is. And just telling him that makes it so. Kids believe anything that you tell them, especially if you tell them that you are smarter than them. :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux:
