Re: Anybody know the official rules? Let me know how it goes. He must pay for his previous sins!!! If this game doesn't swing your way, arm wrestle him. Or maybe even a boxing match! Something to remind him who wears the pants!!!!
Re: Anybody know the official rules? All I have to do is throw holy water on him, but thats for the pretty extreme circumstances. Otherwise I keep a small mirror in the pocket just for a stinger. I shall study rulz accordingly and look for simple ways to counter his cheating rather then actually teaching him the rulz. Any way you see it, the diablo one is gonna find a way to cheat. Lil runt took a swing at the seeds yesterday, like THAT aint cheating? He is still a little person, but...
Re: Anybody know the official rules? WOW! Ok, you may need to take a more drastic approach now. Give me a little time, and we'll devise a gameplan for him. Victory is now a necessity. The more lopsided the better. You need something strong enough to shake his entire foundation to the ground!!
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Official update: Firewalker baby went into a strange metamorphosis state by emitting this green slimy ooze which was burning to the touch with and a scent of burning ice. :huh: More like a chemical burn I would say, all while in a comatose stage (fake nap). I whisked into proactive status (DEFCON 4.5) and soaked his purging body with salt and calmed the fluid build up like the "salt on a leach theory". Body mass grew in a relaxed state of incubation and as best as I can tell, "IT" is now sleeping. More to follow...
Re: Anybody know the official rules? Way to go Nutriaitch:lol: Oh my goodness That is funny:lol: That they are, I come to this thread every day, just to get the latest on these two.:lol: Oh my goodness:lol: I understand how you feel, I work with little rug rats like this every day at the kindergarden, you gotta find something that you are better at than them.:lol: Yep Ya'll are so funny:lol: Two against one is always better:lol: I can't wait to see what happens next.:lol: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux: :geaux:
Re: Anybody know the official rules? DO NOT let your gaurd down! He's trying to lull into a false sense of confidence. It mayy now be time for a full onslaught!!! "Shock and Awe" was weak compared to what you need to show this kid. Now that it's the weekend, have him invite a friend or two over. Take him down in front of his peers. Embarrassing him is your only option. You have no choice other than to blast him into submission!!!!one!!! Take no prisoners. May the force be with you.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? I GOT IT!!!!! Go in the yard and play baseball with him. A few "brushback" pitches should lower his confidence level a few notches. Then, you've got to drill him, ala Roger "Roid Rage" Clemens plunking Mike "I'm probably Gay" Piazza. After that, he'll be bailing out of the box while swinging like a blind man swatting at flies. Celebrate wildly after each strike. Then ask him if he wants to join a girls softball team since baseball apparently ain't his thing. This should do the trick.
Re: Anybody know the official rules? :shock: ...nice, I like that! Fits with tomorrow’s activities. Tomorrow I have to split about 4 cords of eeucalyptus from a down tree and I COULD use the opportunity to implement a scheme of victory. See this is all beginning to be more that just merely a game of "Go Fish" where as the sinister one has split the deck of cards in an effort to display his victorious results. You got it...a broken deck of cards symbolizes his cheated superior ways. This evening I will invite his assistance with cutting down larger pieces of wood for splitting. I shall gloat over how much better a log man he is then ol pops. Of course I shall remind him of his recent victories, further boosting his precious ego. Let him know he can run the saw, that alone is a wet dream in him mechanical mind! CHALLENGE him to a stacking competition of split wood and maaayyybe spot him a 1/4 cord! Let him to begin stacking at a perceived superior speed... You know we are a second half team. ...and then crush him in the end with the speed of a combat Cadillac and my catlike reflexes. I will then bury him by finishing his stack for him and then to further humiliate him I shall announce the he is then a log woman (effectively removing his manhood) and for good measure, I shall push his stack over, rumbling back into a pile and claim my victory. MY trophy shall be HIS wood! Ya think I am on to something?
Re: Anybody know the official rules? This could work. You need to stack the odds a little more in your favor though. When stacking the wood, be sure to set the minimum stack to height to a level that would necessitate his using a stool/chair/ladder to reach the top, but that you can reach without climbing. After your victory, when you topple his stack, force him to re-stack them. This will give him a much needed lesson in humility.
