Games of disinterest

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  1. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    He doesn't see the genius that is Mike "Mad Scientist" Leach
     
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  2. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Those are in a real sport. USC claims 11 football titles (1928, 1931, 1932, 1939, 1962, 1967, 1972, 1974, 1978, 2003, 2004) and we all know the 2003 title is bogus.
    Washington and Colorado each have a split title.

    SEC Football titles

    LSU - 3 (we could claim the 1908 title but we are not Alabama)
    Florida - 3
    Auburn - 1
    Georgia -1
    Tennessee -1
    Alabama -1143 (14 or 15 are legit.

    USC has 11 baseball titles and Stanford and Oregon State 2 each
    LSU has 6 and Vanderbilt has 1

    SEC Basketball -

    Kentucky - 8
    Arkansas - 1

    UCLA has 11

    So if we acknowledge that football is the king of sports and a football championship is worth 10 points, Basketball and baseball titles are worth 7 points.

    Minor sports like track and field and golf would be worth 3 points and all those sports that nobody cares about except the players and their families are worth 1 point.

    Non sports like gymnastics are worth nothing. Softball is worth less than nothing tiga.

    LSU has a boxing National Championship in 1949. Boxing is the manliest of sports so it's worth 20 points.

    If there were NCAA Stock Car Racing the SEC would totally dominate.
     
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  3. GiantDuckFan

    GiantDuckFan be excellent to each other Staff Member

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    in your imaginary world

    these are the facts

    NCAA Championships by conference
    PAC..... 500
    Big 10..... 306
    SEC ..... 220
    ACC ..... 120
    Big 12 ..... 57

    NCAA Championships by school
    Stanford,.. 113
    UCLA,.. 113
    USC,.. 104
    Okie State,.. 51
    Penn State,.. 49
    Texas,.. 45
    Arkansas,.. 44
    LSU,.. 43
    N Carolina,.. 43
    Michigan,.. 36
    California,.. 36
    Florida,.. 34
    Oregon,.. 33
    Denver?,.. 32
    Ohio State,.. 30
    Maryland,.. 29
    Georgia,.. 29
    Oklahoma,.. 29
    Wisconsin,.. 28
    Yale,.. 28
     
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    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Now break that down by real sports. The Ivy League has as many or more football championships as anybody. Princeton has more than Alabama. Deduct 5 points for any water polo title where a player drowned.. And throw out all the surfing titles by USC and UCLA. They had the home surf advantage in all of their games.
     
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    add 100 pts for track titles, deduct 75 pts for obnoxious coaches, if the schools name starts with an O then multiply by seven,.. just because I say so. C'mon personal opinions don't count,.. Official NCAA sports are just that.
     
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  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    I'll go along with the track titles since LSU has about 27 or 28 and Tennessee and R Kansas and Texas A&M since they joined the SEC have a shitload of them. Track is OK. Field is kind of boring to watch. I like to watch the pole danc, uh vaulters but it takes so long between vaults.

    LSU 40. Oregon 27
     
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    I want a rematch,.. but not this year
     
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    Next years National Championship Game
     
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    that's the spirit
     
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    Greedy Williams will be a sophomore. Same as Tyrann Mathieu in 2011.
     
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