Funny Story

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    A few years ago while on my lunch break I reached for my wallet to pay for lunch and it wasn't in my pocket. I knew that I had over $400 in the wallet and I thought I must have lost it somewhere. When I got home and looked in the washing machine there was my shredded wallet and there were $20 bills all over the inside of the washing machine.
     
  2. TigerEducated

    TigerEducated Founding Member

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    My ex girlfriend and I dated for 2+ years, and on our first date, I took her out to eat in a restaurant owned by her parent's best friends in Plaquemine at the time...

    I left my wallet-IN DENHAM SPRINGS! I had to drive to her house and pull out her "emergency stash" and pay...

    Hindsight 20/20...That should have been an omen...but, I digress...That's a whole 'nother talk show...LOL!
     
  3. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    And you had a second date with her?
    :thumb:
     
  4. ramah

    ramah Founding Member

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    Your tickets fell out of your wallet while you were dancing in an Mobile.

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    How in the hell could that possibly happen? How dumb can you be?

    You were most certainly pickpocketed by some real slimy types, probably tranvestites who probably hated Aerosmith and who now have your name, address and maxed-out credit card # for a planned future cross-country spree of shenanigans.
     
  5. Vincent4Heisman

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    Evil shenanigans? :D
     
  6. ramah

    ramah Founding Member

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    Albeit deserved evil shenanigans, we can hope can't we?
     
  7. LStUdent

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    My firend's dad went to the SECCG and on the way to the dome he stopped for gas and low and behold 4 tickets to the game were laying on the ground. He gave the clerk his cell phone number so that anyone looking for them could call him, but no one did so he sold them.
     
  8. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Thats what Evil Doers do:angryfire :hihi:
     

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