I've heard it both ways. Or maybe it is one of those mondegreens like 'scuse me while I kiss this guy All Time Funniest 100 Lyrics Here are the top 100 misheard lyrics of all time as ranked by our viewers! The ranking is automatically updated daily. Enjoy, Review, Vote and Save to your Favorites! Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove. Madonna: Into the Groove I'm tired of dancing in Obama's self Abba: Dancing Queen See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee.... Madonna: Like a Virgin Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time. Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas Check your p***y Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife Bee Gees: More Than A Woman Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me Fifth Dimension: Aquarius This is the dawning of the Age of Asparugus, Asparugus Cyndi Lauper: Time After Time Suitcase, Dramamine Journey: Don't Stop Believing Don't stop believing hold onto that fetus Survivor: Eye Of The Tiger Donald Duck took my chances REO Speedwagon: Dream Weaver Jean Ebert Police: De Do Do Do De Da Da Da 'Caus when those elephants escape you, The large one ties yo... Journey: Don't Stop Believing Don't stop believing. Hold on to that sweet derriere. Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive Sayin a lie, Sayin a lie James Brown: I Feel Good So good, So good, I got a U We built this city on logs and coal R.E.M.: Losing My Religion Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight. National Anthems: Oh Canada Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze... Rolling Stones: Beast Of Burden I'll never leave your pizza burnin'. Elvis Presley: Hound Dog You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine Manfred Mann's Earth Band: Blinded by the Light You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers in the night. Van Halen: Ain't Talkin 'Bout Love Ain't Taco Bell love Commodores: Brick House She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon Three Dog Night: Joy to the World Joy to the visions that the people see Alice Cooper: Poison I wanna love you but your hips are a little bit pointed Eddie Money: Two Tickets To Paradise I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your .. Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze "Scuse me I'm a business guy. Ohio Players: Love Rollercoaster Lonely house cat of love Clash: Rock The Casbah Drop the pasta, drop the pasta Crystal Gayle: Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue..." Peter Gabriel: In Your Eyes I drive off in my car. In my Chervrolet, I go Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane Life in the vast plain J. Geils Band: Centerfold My anus is the center hole Elvis Presley: Hound Dog You ain't never gone (gonna) rabid and you ain't no friend ... Madonna: Like a Virgin Like a virgin, touched for the 31st time Bryan Adams: Summer Of '69 Got my first real sex dream, I was 5 at the time. Played it... Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers: American Girl Raised on Prilosec Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. Ellie Goulding: Burn Start a mosh, play Adele, giving love to the world Eagles: Life In The Fast Lane Bikes in the fast lane Smokey Robinson: Second That Emotion I suck at that emotion Bee Gees: More Than A Woman Your man's a woman, your man's a woman to me. Prince: Little Red Corvette Miracle whip - baby you're much too fast Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising There's a bathroom on the right REO Speedwagon: Can't Fight This Feeling You're a candle in the window and a corn dog when it's nigh... Aqua: Barbie Girl C'mon body let's go potty. Tom Jones: She's A Lady "She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.." Billy Joel: You May Be Right You made the rice, I made the gravy, but it just may be the ... Monkees: I'm A Believer Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her Elton John: Rocket Man Rocket man burning up his shoes with aerosol. Warm smell of collegiates, rising up through the air.
Hello, Newman. Its Gary Wright. I just copied the list like it was and pasted it. I had to erase some of the list to get under the TigerFan limit of 10,000 characters in a post.
