Damn! The dogs have gone crazy.

Reportedly the same dog.

A serial killer canine is running amok.

dogs have come a long way since the '80s

Did you just admit to being wrong? Suave.

No I was implying a dog didnt take a shotgun off safety and amputate his owner.

I wish I was a lawyer. I want to represent the dog. It wouldn't take Johnny Cochran to get him off.

if the collar don't fit, you must acquit

I thought of that one and a few others not much better. Nothing worked.

If the dog don't talk, you gotta let him walk.