1. I had a glass of water, it's free.....oh you were confused with drink meaning alcohol!
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  2. Please don't tell me that flew over your head......
  3. If you ever wonder why no one laughs at your jokes, then it's probably because they just aren't funny. The show didn't even start production until the 2000s. It's not some vintage dude; it's Nova Scotian trailer trash.
  4. Number of times someone has said "Let's meet for drinks" meaning N/A post-soda jerk era: 0.

    Trying waaay too hard, here.
  5. Damn shot down and corrected all at once. :(
  6. Cocktails you'll have to pay for at the LSU Alumni Dallas Tailgate Party before the TCU game, but beer is included in the price of the ticket. For more info go to www.lsualumnidallas.com.
  7. No ambiguity there. Works much better than "drinks".
  8. Just throw the word "mixed" before it and there can be no confusion. :)
  9. Everyone knows this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trailer_Park_Boys

    keep trying.....quite a few laugh at my jokes actually, if thats really you Martin and Tirk or Shane have you in a trunk somewhere, cough twice......otherwise, no one cares.

    Again, no one cares.....you just need a cocktail
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  10. but why use 2 words when one will do?