Well, the answer is strap on a cholestomy bag, and once inside the gate, sip away. Next! I am a 21st century problem solver.
We were doing that in the late 70's, early 80's, except ours were gallon sized baggies, double bagged.
Seems like Jerry doesn't want to miss out on his $25.00 per cocktail revenue, especially with a bunch of alcoholic Cajuns from LA coming up to support the Tigers........I love a challenge, my outfit just went from a sundress and sandals to a sundress and cowgirl boots.
Boots are only good as a diversion, since everybody has "came up" with that "great" idea already. Ever consider where the term bootlegging came from?
A walking cane.It's just an aluminum tube filled with bourbon. 1" aluminum tubing. tapped for 3/4" pipe (npt). Use an attractive brass handle of some kind with 3/4 pipe plug brazed to it. Fill with bourbon and enjoy. An outdoor faucet would look pretty cool also.