All that being said, had I received tickets in the student lottery I would be in Auburn this weekend.
I went to Auburn in 2002, it was not a great experience. But I believe when it comes to any team in the SEC, when you go on the road - "You Reap what You Sow". Go looking for a fight and Auburn is a good place to find one. Go looking for a good time and you will meet nice AU fans.
All I can say is watch out for the local smokies. If you been drinking DO NOT drive, they will put you in the slammer even if you pass the field test. Also, take down your LSU flags if you are going to the bars. Trust me, they will target you. Also if you end up in jail you will be sent to Opelika County jail, not the two local jails. Trust me.
Just make sure you aim for the older folks when throwing your piss bags and putting out your cigeretts on their babies faces
Just make shure you don't dump your BBQ pit's white hot coals into the garbage can by the big wooden barn. :angryfire :hihi:
Man, I hope that's what it was ... been to Auburn 10 times over the years ... My Kel-Tec 9mm always accompanies me on my travels ... Auburn 1996 ... didn't do a damned thing to start it ... but I sure as hell finished it. I was always bad that way as a young man … reckless beyond reason … but graced with incredible luck … never once arrested for DUI or any felony … only traffic charges of reckless driving (took my 69 Big Block Camaro out once after washing it and was trying to blow dry it at 143 in a 55 zone). Was drinking moderately that day in Auburn in 1996 ... most of my fifth gone ... having a good time with my 2 buds just walking around, wearing our LSU gear and socializing on a beautiful late afternoon chatting up the local girls looking for fun ... smiled, acted unconcerned when we heard the usual bull **** from the Barners (as always) and we just kept moving and smiling … chatting up the girls and passing the bottle … the girls there never refuse a drink … When lo' and behold ... a nice little gang comes up from behind and starts the usual crap and the talk ... we smile and keep walking saying “nothing” ... then the shoving from behind starts on one of my buds ... he knows I'm packing and just gives me this stare and ignores the dude who shoved him ... we keep walking ... he’s shoved twice and called an LSU mother ****er ... my bud just keeps glancing at me My hand is under my pullover sweatshirt on my 9mm now ... the three of us keep walking ... we're near this wooded lot … One ****er flies full speed and shoves my bud about 10 feet into the base of this pine tree ... flinging him to the ground and knocking his drink and Bottle of Jack out of his hand ... That’s thrice ... No witnesses and outnumbered 8-3, so these Barners think … Big mistake … the rest run when they see me pistol whip this guy with a quick back hand and my bud gets off the ground in a rage and nearly stomps the guy half to death … We pull my bud off the idiot and we leave the Barner bashed and bleeding and move quickly through the lot and around the back side of a gym next to the stadium ... wouldn't you know it ... my bud’s still in an adrenaline-filled rage and really starts to lose it … we’re all alone and I’m trying to calm him down when he takes his bottle of black jack and makes a friggin’ Molotov cocktail outta the damned thing and before I can grab him … he throws it through this glass window … what a waste of good Jack … We make it inside the stadium … I’m still nervous because my bud’s really going gonzo, cursing and bringing attention to us … They confiscate our last bottle of liquor at the gate … anyway, we get in … what a great game and road win for LSU (19-15) … but something unusual happened … flames from the other side of the stadium … where we were earlier … start coming over the top tier … I look at these two I’m with … No way, nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!! The statute of limitations is seven years and I’m glad my crazy days of youth are long over … anyway, the Barners got a new barn out of the deal and no one was hurt … except the azzhole I pistol whipped. I buried my maniac friend three years later (on the Saturday morning before the "cigar game" in 1999) ... is life strange or what ... he drove his sports car off a cliff in Malta Me and the surviving other bud have never spoke about the incident since ... and we talk LSU FB every week and make games when I'm back home ... That’s my Fire Game experience with wonderful Auburn fans … draw your own conclusions … I have no conclusions or assumptions regarding that day other than ... It was just another wild & crazy day when LSU & Auburn played FB ...
Re: Man, I hope that's what it was ... been to Auburn 10 times I know at least a couple people that enjoy this post by Ramah, so i'm bumping it to the front page.
Re: Man, I hope that's what it was ... been to Auburn 10 times This Ramah guy, does he really think people believe that story?
Re: Man, I hope that's what it was ... been to Auburn 10 times I've always enjoyed myself at Auburn, but I haven't been since the 2001 game trouble. They have a nice campus in a podunk town. Game parking sucks. They have a pretty good BBQ joint. They vandalize their own trees--very strange. Never any trouble except a drive-by beer bottle throwed at us once. It shattered in front of us and no one was hurt, but it was just an isolated hooligan. Unlike LSU where all 92,000 fans are criminals, sadists, arsonists, and rapists. It has to be true, I read it on the internet.
