First Female SEAL candidate.....quit

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    But they can wrestle.
     
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  2. Bayou Tiger

    Bayou Tiger Founding Member

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    Being a SEAL is way overrated. Seems like the stress takes its toll.
    This kind of stuff can blur one's reality.
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    I like this guy's approach.
    http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/military/sd-me-seal-porn-20170414-story.html
     
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  3. HalloweenRun

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    I literally PISSED IN MY PANTS on that one!

    Two SEAL midgets pick up hookers and get two adjacent hotel rooms. One of them just can't make it work. He is mortified. It is worse, he hears his mate rocking the headboard into the wall, all night!

    Next morning the first midget complements the second on his sexual performance.

    The second says, "Sexual performance, hell, I spent all night trying to get in the bed,"
     
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  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Oh, those wacky SEAL midgets.
     
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  5. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    If they can pass why not. Seems like a perfect tunnel rat to me.

    I guess all dwarfs are bastards in their fathers and everyone else's eyes.
     
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  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Midge can't run very fast. And I doubt if their stubby little legs would allow them to complete a 5 mile run in the required time.
     
  7. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    So what if there was a super midget that could?
     
  8. uscvball

    uscvball Founding Member

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    And clearly these issues had little to do with being a SEAL and more to do with what they were before they became one.

    But yes, the job takes a toll. They do what most cannot or would not and then try to return to a normal life. It's not possible.
     
  9. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    As long as he doesn't trip over his cape he should be OK unless the enemy is firing kryptonite bullets
     
  10. Bayou Tiger

    Bayou Tiger Founding Member

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    I disagree. I'm sure it has more to do with the indoctrination.
     

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