The resident idiot that called a 15-0 season, a 6,000 yard total production and 48 points per game who also called the Joe Burrow Heisman when THE GREAT SHANE (Trumpets please) predicted: What was your prediction for last season? 9 or 10 wins? You’re one giant fail dude! Just a hater! What’s your prediction for LSU with Myles Brennan? Six wins, Seven! You don’t have the guts to answer and can’t take any criticism, everyone here knows it. ESPN has us 12th! Go Shane go!
Haters gonna hate, Losers gonna lose! Ramah is a regular on the Paul Finebaum show and knows Mark Kubiak the Producer and makes straight forward observations and predictions and casts some recruiting pearls out before a Gump Heavy Finebaum crowd to piss em off. The Gump “Legend” is one who especially hates Ramah along with a couple others that hate on him over the Tua predictions and Saban comments. Ramah gives preseason predictions every year and called up to cash in about being right at 15-0 this year along with the 48 ppg and the Burrow Heisman prediction as well as 50+ TDs not knowing Finebaum was out. Peter Burns was subbing for a sick Paul Finebaum out with kidney stones. It was a short call about five minutes where Ramah answered Peter Burns about the 2020 season and layed out Myles Brennan HS passing stats (15,000+ yds) against Sunshine’s stats (13,000+ yds) telling a Finebaum audience that another LSU Clemson rematch could happen in the 2020 season and they’d know how likely it would happen if LSU routed Texas in September in Death Valley. Mark Kubiak was laughing and told Peter Burns this guy called it all year long last year. You can hear him say it in the background. A week later, Ramah called back to catch Finebaum on a very bad day with the Gump idiots working his last nerve. Finebaum was reminded of mid season calls and Ramah’s Tua prediction and that LSU would rout Alabama because Tua wasn’t gonna be ready. All the clucking aside, that’s when Finebaum jumped on the LSU wagon. Finebaum got pissy when Ramah told him what Brennan was going to do in 2020 and insinuated that it was a wish. You can hear Kubiak telling Finebaum that he was “right about Burrow” and Kubiak later told Ramah after the call that the Gumps lit up the lines like never before. No matter how you slice it, Ramah made the unlikely call and his 2020 call will be based on Spring and Summer watchin n waiting. Early Call: LSU wins SEC West and faces GA in the SECCG with No SECCG prediction until the GA transfer at QB proves he’s better than a pitiful Jake Fromm (Likely after Bama game) LSU is circling the wagons now and will be keeping things quiet with closed practices this Spring and Summer but early word is that Off Season Weight Training is hitting a peak before March 7 Spring Practice Day 1 and between the April 18 Game Day. Championships are now won during the off season with hard work, dedication to the latest in New Age Training, & camaraderie between the QB and his WR Corps. Know this! Brennan wasn’t sitting around somewhere when Joe did those offseason workouts last year with the offense. He was right there doing the reps. His time is now!
I might give him 1000 bucks if he can rattle off a 3 minute ode to Oeaux and similarly terrible prose of Nicky hate on the bald man's show.
The Heisman Prediction... Ode to Heisman Sammy Gunslingers at Sunset by Ramah Gunslinger Joe came to Austin town Gleam in his eye on his chin a frown Lotsa Big Talk n just too much sound Bout the best gunslinger ever around Gunslinger Sammy wore his gun high He looked down at folks from the Sky Never did say much n most know why Herman that German boss would sigh Sunset came quickly on a fateful eve Joe had an ace or three up his sleeve What happens next you won’t believe Close your eyes, listen, try to perceive Sammy play the cards Proud n’ Tough Gunslinger Joe see my Heisman Stuff Sammy ran to left Sammy ran to right Soon Sammy was running all da night Shots in Austin Town oh out they rang Shots in Sammy’s ass, ohhh the pang Run Sammy Run they cried they sang Numba 7 Delpit comin’ wild eye thang Sammy so proud with a Heisman flare Yelps from those shots filled Austin air Numba 90 Lawrence just did not care He got Sammy’s gunbelt on a last tear What Lawrence did just damned mean It got Lawrence jail time for Targeteen Sammy trick’d n treat’d like Halloween Chiasson got him on third and thirteen One last vicious hit, Austin went oooh All felt that pain, even the Devil below Chiasson’s second sack a death blow Time for Boot Hill Sammy, all to know On the other side of Hell Joe was cool Slingin Brady Ball, well he was no fool Gunslinger Joe used his sharpest tool Slingin for Heisman for Old War Skule Gunslinger Joe made sure They all ate Six TD passes made them all celebrate Smoke cleared n Corso said He’s great Tiger Nation I see a Championship fate LSU by a West Texas Mountain over Texas No Applause Throw Dollas Bitches
