From the original Casino Royale "Bond insisted on ordering Leither's Haig-and-Haig 'on the rocks' [a quality Scotch whiskey - Lisa] and then he looked carefully at the barman. 'A dry martini,' he said. 'One. In a deep champagne goblet.' 'Oui, monsieur.' 'Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's [an English gin - Lisa], one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. [this is NOT vermouth - see below!] Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon peel. Got it?' 'Certainly, monsieur.' The barman seemed pleasant with the idea. 'Gosh that's certainly a drink,' said Leiter. Sorry 007 but a martini contains gin NOT vodka, you are having a vodkatini. Actually, I believe this drink is referred to as a Vesper.
A couple more from tombstone.... At the end when Ringo goes to fight Wyatt Earp but finds Doc instead... Doc: Why Johnnie Ringo...you look like somebody just walked over your grave. In the middle when Wyatt and company are together, one of them asks Doc... "Where's Wyatt?" Doc: Down by the creek...walkin on water. And another classic line from Clint Eastwood in one of his "cop" movies, can't remember which one..... Clint tells a guy "We gotcha covered." The guys asks "who's we?" Clint replies...." Me, Smith, and Wesson."
Ringo: "You must be Doc Holiday. Are you retired too?" Doc: "Not me. I'm in my prime (cough)" Ringo: "Yeah you look it."
"You must be outta your got damn mind, Joe Louis was the greatest fighter ever lived" "What about Rocky Marciano" "There they go, there they go, always pulling Rocky Marciano out of they asses" "He whopped Joe Louis ass"
Donnie Brasco (Johnny Depp): Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like a Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" --Mandy Patinkin as Montoya in The Princess Bride "Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever takes sides against the family again. Ever." -- Al Pacino as Michael in The Godfather "I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. I wave my private parts at your aunties. Now go away before I taunt-a you again!" --John Cleese as the French Soldier in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Quotes from Life as a House: --------------------------- George: I put a gun to my father's head once. Ever think like that? He was passed out. Had just been yelling at my mom over nothing. Under-cooked meat. I went to my room, I held the barrel right up to his ear, and then I chickened out again. Of course it was a BB gun but still it would have hurt like hell. --------------------------- George: You know the great thing, though, is that change can be so constant you don't even feel the difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don't even notice that your life is better or worse, until it is. Or it can just blow you away, make you something different in an instant. It happened to me. --------------------------- Colleen: Does it give you some sort of perverse pleasure to expose your... penis in front of my 16-year-old daughter? George: My... exposure does not face your windows. Colleen: George, this is the third time. George: The plumber's due out tomorrow. Colleen: You will just have to explain that to the police. George: You were the one neighbor I could tolerate. [George goes to walk away, then turns back] George: Colleen! Just how far out that window did you have to stick your head to be able to see my dick?
