"Ah, but the strawberries! That's, that's where I had them." -- Humphrey Bogart as Capt. Queeg in The Caine Mutiny "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" -- Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove "I could dance with you 'til the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows 'til you came home." -- Groucho as Rufus T. Firefly in Duck Soup "What is your major malfunction?" -- Lee Ermey as Gunnery Seargent Hartman in Full Metal Jacket "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." -- Richard Castellano as Pete Clemenza in The Godfather Peter Lorre as Ugarte: "You despise me, don't you?" Humphrey Bogart as Rick: "If I gave you any thought I probably would." -- from Casablanca
Speaking of Peter Sellers, not sure which PP it was from but he is at the nut farm and they guy accuses him of something and Sellers comes back with "that man is obviously crazy" nurse- NOW NOW, we don't use that term here Sellers- Well he is very NOW NOW I can tell you that!!
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: Germans? Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Or, take your pick between these two classics by Jesse Ventura in Terminator "Slack jawed faggots" or " I aint got time to bleed"
Silenc of the Lambs Dr. Hannibal Lecter: A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. :shock:
Top Gun "The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid"
Caddyshack Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.:grin:
