have you ever not said this with a golf club in your hands... "What an incredible Cinderella story! This unknown, comes out of nowhere, to lead the pack...at Augusta. He's at his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 Iron I think. [Swings, pulverizes a flower] Oh, he got all of that. The crowd is standing on its feet here at Augusta. The normally reserved crowd is going wild... [pauses] for this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere. He's got about 350 yards left, he's going to hit about a 5 iron it looks like, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing... [Swings, pulverizes another flower] That's- Oh, he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that! The crowd is just on its feet here. He's a Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8 iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent... Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters Championship. [Swings, pulverizes yet another flower] It looks like a mirac- It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
ok one more from carl... "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
"Bond. James Bond." -- Sean Connery "Go ahead, make my day." -- Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact "You talkin' to me?" -- Robert De Niro, Taxi Driver "Stella! Hey, Stella!" -- Marlon Brando, A Streetcar Named Desire "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." -- Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." -- Judy Garland, The Wizard of Oz "You had me at 'hello.'" -- Renée Zellweger, Jerry Maguire
THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES JOSEY: You a bounty hunter? BOUNTY HUNTER: A man has to do something these days to earn a living. JOSEY: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy. [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL9HsfGJ5c4[/MEDIA] Guess you could say I'm a little partial to Clint Eastwood.
also from tombstone...... Josephine Marcus: Interesting little scene. I wonder who that tall drink of water is. Mr. Fabian: My dear, you've set your gaze upon the quintessential frontier type. Note the lean silhouette... eyes closed by the sun, though sharp as a hawk. He's got the look of both predator and prey. Josephine Marcus: I want one. Mr. Fabian: Happy hunting.
No time to look em up so they may be a bit off but these seem to stick out I find your lack of faith disturbing. What we have here is a failure to communicate. I am not an animal I'll think about it tomorrow. Afterall, tomorrow is another day. Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape! Hello Hal. Do you read me, Hal? I will not be ignored...........DAN. You can break a man's skull, you can arrest him, you can throw him in a dungeon but how do you control what's up here......you can't fight an idea. 106 astronauts in the whole effing world and I'm one of em.
Nice pull okie, I love tombstone and I'll add one myself. When Val Kilmer walks out of the saloon after playing his "Fredrick "Efing" Chopin" and whatever his name is from that sitcom "wings" says " Oh, it's the drunk piano player, you're probably seeing double" and DH responds with. "It's okay, I've got two guns, one for each of ya"
Here is a classic, okay, I edited a bit: Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that? Lance: What? Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that. [kneels] Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... Teen Spirit. Someday this war's gonna end... [Kilgore unhappily walks off] [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w[/MEDIA]
