1. That's what I'm talkin' bout fur!

    Kinda reminds me of:

    My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


    ...except different.:grin:
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  2. To be fair GeauxGeauxHon started it, with a much more obsure one. Did I mention Google has leveled the witty playing field?
  3. My name is Cajunus Coldbeericus Sensationus, Commander of the Armies of the South, General of the LSU Tailgating Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Les Miles. Father to a purple and gold drenched son, husband to a loyal golden girl wife. And I will have my vengeance on Saban, in this life or the next.
    :tigereye:
  4. this should be your new sig

  5. Done!:wave:
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  6. :thumb: 20 Points!
  7. This has got the be the greatest thing i've ever heard. Great job man.
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  8. Let me add my congratulations for this bit of literature.....I'm ashamed I didn't think of it myself. :eek:ldskule:
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  9. Youhavetobeeffingkiddingme! :thumb:



    To add to the whole Shakespeeeaa/war time stuff...

    May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.
    - General George Patton Jr
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  10. Eh, what does he know? I'm only breathin' hard.....
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