Debatable...

are you going to try to sell me real estate now?

Actually, I do have a commercial building for lease in Los Angeles.

How about a used car?

Sorry, but I have no car for sale. I've only got a very old Volvo which I have made a promise to that as long as it keeps running, I'll keep driving it no matter how much it sounds like a Bucket Of Bolts. I've even named my car, Bob.

However, if you want a van, that's another matter.

tiga will buy the van if you paint Free Candy on both sides.

and park it down by the river

And put sexy pictures of sheep and cows in there.