.....Emerald Green and Lemon Yellow.....

Could you pay in singles and donate them to specific candidates? One at a time? After a dance?

That would be awesome.

 

2nd from left has nice booty. 2nd from right has nice legs
Maybe it's the uniform that makes them hot?

 

Ah, young padwan, you're shooting too high. Attend the try outs and target the ones who are just below the cut line. A combination of disappointment and no scholly or Nike stuff would make, IMO, for shooting fish in a barrel. Just gotta use a little imagination.

 

Is that their weight written on their legs? Brutal!

 

I've never called it "better" but I might have to try that. "Oh, you want to feel Better? Here you go. And don't ignore Better's twin buddies, Good and Best." Just might work.

True story here: When I lived in Houston I was invited (through a combination of arrogance, blind luck and pleading) to be one of the judges for the first round of the Texans Cheerleader tryouts. Still have the t-shirt in fact. That's when the idea of targeting just below the cut line occurred to me. I shared the idea with the guy who got me the invitation he explicitly told me I was forbidden from trying it out. Asshole.

And a confession: My Tiger cheerleaders and Golden Girls are the epitome of college football beauty, no doubt. The Oregon cheerleaders are a close second, no doubt. But running third -- or is it 2A? -- are USC's Song Girls. There's something about their uniforms, I think, that cranks my engine.