This requires some goddamned explanation. I see band members kanoodling with cheerleaders on the beach. I was in Tigerband for 5 years and nothing this awesome came within 5 miles of ever happening.
It's an annual tradition for the USCTMB to visit Lake Tahoe in July. The Song Girls always manage to show up. She says Hi. Bottoms up. Play on, play on. Splish splash They do manage to get out of the water. And then it's back in.
Maybe you should have gone to USC and got some use out of that pack of Trojans that made a bulge in your wallet for all those years.