Son, ONE pubic hair is stronger than the Trans-atlantic cable.

Pussy is mightier than the sword.

can't explain it,.. can't deny it

Can't say I've ever done that to my automobile, but that stare looks familiar.

wait till next year

We are like Archie and Reggie when a beautiful woman appears,.. dazed, distracted, walking into mail boxes,.. Jughead wasn't like that though,.. I never trusted Jughead

Wasn't he always wanting food? Suspect he was secretly a beatnik (sp?) smoking hash.

Dead giveaway, Alter.

Either that, OR the highest form of flattery. You decide.

Jughead was a fag