Don't You Hate It Thread

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  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Don't you hate it that Hall's cough drops have multiple motivational messages on the wrapper of each drop?

    "Turn can do into can did."

    How about "Quit faking you lazy slacker and get back to work."
     
  2. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Slacker. Ahhh the endearing term baby boomers used to insult Gen X’ers.
     
  3. fanatic

    fanatic Evil Morty lives...

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    I hate when I'm behind a car at a drive through ATM and after they get their money, they just sit there fiddle fucking around, putting their money in their wallet, looking at the receipt, blowing their nose or whatever the fuck else they do. Hey, inconsiderate jackass, how's about you pulling up about a foot or so and do all of that, so I can get to the cash machine. Chances are, you'll be finished dickin around by the time my cash is dispensed; making it a win-win for both of us.
     
  4. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

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    I hate when I shower, then have to poop afterward. Ruins the whole day
     
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    fanatic Evil Morty lives...

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    Lol. Re-shower.
     
  6. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Poop, then shower.
     
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    fanatic Evil Morty lives...

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    I'm not privy to any inside info on his bowel movements, but I think he was saying he hates when the urge hits him once he's already out of the shower.
     
  8. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    He should never leave home without Dude Wipes

     
  9. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali The Bionic Burro

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    A friend just chimed in from the road saying there is a Shartlesville Pennsylvania
     
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  10. BAY0U BENGAL

    BAY0U BENGAL I'm a Chinese Bandit

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    In a perfect world, friend
     

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