Oh I do. immaterial is what the judge would rule your evidence to be at your imaginary trial.
im·ma·te·ri·al –adjective
1. of no essential consequence; unimportant.
2. not pertinent; irrelevant.
3. not material; incorporeal; spiritual.
i·mag·i·nar·y –adjective
Having existence only in the imagination; unreal, fanciful.