Does Ole Miss have a chance @ Bama?

This is actually my upset alert pick!! My first one of the year!!

 

Nope, giant sinkhole and uncontrollable diarhea.

 

I was hoping a meteor would hit College Station two weeks ago, but I'd take all three for Tuscaloosa.

 

Hell no, Ole Miss is a lot like Mississippi State was last year. They started out pretty hot but when they got intot he meat of their schedule the competition was just too much. I predict Ole Miss to finish 7-5 with a post season visit to the gator bowl.

 

Good call. The Ole Miss Black Bear Rebels have some serious talent, maybe a little young in spots but for instance

On offense. Laremy Tunsil the #1 OT recruit last year and Bo Wallace at QB. I heard sombody ask if there was a better WR duo in college football than Beckham and Landry he'd like to know who. Well, how's about Laquon Treadwell (6'3", 200) and Donte Moncrief (6'3". 225). The rest of the OL is huge and pretty good. Their tailback is a little guy though and I don't think they have a big bruiser running back.

On defense they've got this guy Robert Nkemdiche who is now about 290 lbs. At LB, Robert's brother Denzell and 6'3" 250 lb. middle linebacker Mike Marry. Their secondary may be a little soft, I'm not sure, but Antonio Conner at safety is another star in the making.

They played last year in Tuscaloosa, so this year they're playing in...Tuscaloosa? How did that happen?

I not going to try to predict this game because I don't know, but Ole Miss has the potential to beat Alabama. Serious!

 

There's this really hot piece of ass 19 year old here in town. She doesn't put out for anyone. One of my friends told me he thinks if I go try and get it I could hit it.

I have a better chance than Ole Miss does this week.

 

Ask the former Gump AD employee who made the schedule.

 

Well...When you really dig deep, the information is surprising.

Some Stats:
Offense: /Rank /Rush ypg /Pass ypg
Gumptards /82 /132 (what??) /238
Ole Piss /25 /250 /240

Defense: /Rank /Rush ypg /Pass ypg
Gumptards /53 /123 /250
Ole Piss /31 /114 /218

Ole Miss has a clear edge in every statistical category. SOS plays a role, but AT MOST it evens them out. Bama will have their hands full, and I wouldn't be surprised to see Ole Piss pull it off. Bama is NOT a number one team, and if they were LSU, they would have been dropped to number five or six by now.

 

Not quite what I had in mind but funny,,, I laughed as soon as I finished throwing up.