Does Clemson deserve a Poem

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by RamahRising, Jan 4, 2020.

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Does Clemson deserve a Ramah poem to be spread back to their forums?

Poll closed Jan 13, 2020.
  1. A) Do the poem but keep it here in TF

    3 vote(s)
    30.0%
  2. B) Do the poem and sock it to them on their forums

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%
  3. C) Don’t do any more poems we’re sick of them

    6 vote(s)
    60.0%
  4. D) Don’t do any more poems as it will rile the players up

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. RamahRising

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    Since Tap is back ... He gets the bonanza!

    Choke on it Tap

    The Ramah Clemson Trilogy ...
    PART 1 ... Know Thy Enemy
    Ode to Dababoon Swinney
    PART 2 ... Hate Thy Enemy

    As Requested ...

    PART 3: Destroy Thy Enemy (aka Die a Quick Death Mr Venables) by Ramah


    ThunderDome shook on that Monday Night
    Driving rainstorms outside in a fading Light
    Their Kickoff time and a coin toss drew nigh
    The President watched em from way up high

    LSU won a coin toss and deferred to T-LAW
    Show our front seven how you runnin’ BAW
    Lawrence slipped the line on a third n three
    Thunder hit T-LAW, it was Micheal Divinity

    T-LAW buckled at once and winced in PAIN
    Clemson gotta punt now after a 1-yard GAIN
    Joe took da field and ThunderDome SHOOK
    Brent Venables the Savior now on the HOOK

    Venables called the SAINT that Monkey Baw
    Joe dodged the Cover 3 blitz with a QB Draw
    Venables next called a Cover 1 Robber Brown
    Just certain his Baws would get Burrow down

    A second quarter showed Clemson desperation
    That did not phase Oeaux’s Proud Tiger Nation
    Loudest screamin’ continued in ThunderDome
    The Second Death Valley n’ Proud Tiger Home

    Clemson rallied late n’ added two Quick Scores
    Thirty-one to ten added to O’s halftime Chores
    We gonna play Sixty Minutes to Standard LSU
    With Clemson no lead’s safe so what can we do

    The second half came there’s no let off the Gas
    LSU came out their Box to kick Clemson’s ASS
    Joe spotted Cover One Robber called the VICE
    They doubled on JJ and Joe didn’t think Twice

    The 50 yard bomb hit Chase right in his hands
    ThunderDome roof lifted bedlam in the stands
    Thirty-Eight to ten, bloodlust howls no ABATE
    Our fans taunted Clemson Tiger Bait Tiger Bait

    Dabo went ballistic then threw his headphones
    Rantin’ and ravin’ like one of Saban’s CLONES
    He jumped on Venables n’ you could surely see
    Venables would rid himself of Clemson Misery

    T-LAW tried his best to hang with Joe Burrow
    Etienne ran so hard to be that comeback Hero
    But it wasn’t enough as Quarter Three Expired
    LSU Forty-five twenty n’ Clemson looked tired

    Joe Dimes raised four fingers for one last time
    Tiger Fans Wept Openly the SIGHT SUBLIME
    ThunderDome went Wild a scene so SURREAL
    Clyde Edwards-Helaire would then seal da deal

    Bustin’ through the middle and driving the pile
    Clyde gave his Coach Orgeron reason to SMILE
    With da clock runnin’ down celebrations began
    All thanked the LORD JESUS to be an LSU Fan

    The Great Ramah Vision ... Three Yard Line with a 25 point lead (Spread -5 points)

    Fifty-nine to thirty-four LSU had First and Goal
    Joe Burrow played his best God Love His SOUL
    On the three yard line lay a Sixty-Six point rout
    All Dabo could do was pace sidelines and POUT

    Joe called time out, Mercy at Oeaux’s LEISURE
    Another TD would bring fans so much Pleasure
    Joey Dimes to midfield in his Final Curtain Call
    ThunderDome came apart would the roof FALL

    Seasons come Seasons go all try to be the BEST
    Stand before Football Gods try to pass the Test
    The Years will pass and the memories will Fade
    Truth is Joe Burrow’s The Best God ever made

    Penned in the humble and pure belief that Coach Ed Orgeron and this Greatest Assembly of LSU Tiger Football players ever will live in Immortality


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    Choke on it Tap ... aka Terry ... aka whatever
     

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