Since Tap is back ... He gets the bonanza! Choke on it Tap The Ramah Clemson Trilogy ... PART 1 ... Know Thy Enemy Ode to Dababoon Swinney PART 2 ... Hate Thy Enemy As Requested ... PART 3: Destroy Thy Enemy (aka Die a Quick Death Mr Venables) by Ramah ThunderDome shook on that Monday Night Driving rainstorms outside in a fading Light Their Kickoff time and a coin toss drew nigh The President watched em from way up high LSU won a coin toss and deferred to T-LAW Show our front seven how you runnin’ BAW Lawrence slipped the line on a third n three Thunder hit T-LAW, it was Micheal Divinity T-LAW buckled at once and winced in PAIN Clemson gotta punt now after a 1-yard GAIN Joe took da field and ThunderDome SHOOK Brent Venables the Savior now on the HOOK Venables called the SAINT that Monkey Baw Joe dodged the Cover 3 blitz with a QB Draw Venables next called a Cover 1 Robber Brown Just certain his Baws would get Burrow down A second quarter showed Clemson desperation That did not phase Oeaux’s Proud Tiger Nation Loudest screamin’ continued in ThunderDome The Second Death Valley n’ Proud Tiger Home Clemson rallied late n’ added two Quick Scores Thirty-one to ten added to O’s halftime Chores We gonna play Sixty Minutes to Standard LSU With Clemson no lead’s safe so what can we do The second half came there’s no let off the Gas LSU came out their Box to kick Clemson’s ASS Joe spotted Cover One Robber called the VICE They doubled on JJ and Joe didn’t think Twice The 50 yard bomb hit Chase right in his hands ThunderDome roof lifted bedlam in the stands Thirty-Eight to ten, bloodlust howls no ABATE Our fans taunted Clemson Tiger Bait Tiger Bait Dabo went ballistic then threw his headphones Rantin’ and ravin’ like one of Saban’s CLONES He jumped on Venables n’ you could surely see Venables would rid himself of Clemson Misery T-LAW tried his best to hang with Joe Burrow Etienne ran so hard to be that comeback Hero But it wasn’t enough as Quarter Three Expired LSU Forty-five twenty n’ Clemson looked tired Joe Dimes raised four fingers for one last time Tiger Fans Wept Openly the SIGHT SUBLIME ThunderDome went Wild a scene so SURREAL Clyde Edwards-Helaire would then seal da deal Bustin’ through the middle and driving the pile Clyde gave his Coach Orgeron reason to SMILE With da clock runnin’ down celebrations began All thanked the LORD JESUS to be an LSU Fan The Great Ramah Vision ... Three Yard Line with a 25 point lead (Spread -5 points) Fifty-nine to thirty-four LSU had First and Goal Joe Burrow played his best God Love His SOUL On the three yard line lay a Sixty-Six point rout All Dabo could do was pace sidelines and POUT Joe called time out, Mercy at Oeaux’s LEISURE Another TD would bring fans so much Pleasure Joey Dimes to midfield in his Final Curtain Call ThunderDome came apart would the roof FALL Seasons come Seasons go all try to be the BEST Stand before Football Gods try to pass the Test The Years will pass and the memories will Fade Truth is Joe Burrow’s The Best God ever made Penned in the humble and pure belief that Coach Ed Orgeron and this Greatest Assembly of LSU Tiger Football players ever will live in Immortality Choke on it Tap ... aka Terry ... aka whatever
