Question: Did you really know details about Dabo Sweeney until you read that Ryhmer ... One of most dirty and treacherous rats that have ever eluded NCAA justice ... Think for a second he never knew and wasn’t involved in that widespread recruiting scandal ... A total accomplice to all the filth that is Alabama FB and protected (given a Cushy job) as one of THE BOYS OF BAMA The Ramah Clemson Trilogy ... PART 1 ... Know Thy Enemy Ode to Dababoon Swinney Part 3 ... Die a Quick Death Mr Venables As Requested But now ... Part 2 of this Sordid Tale
Part 2 ... Hate Thy Clemson Enemy by Ramah How do I hate you? Let me count the ways I hate you purely as you whine of no praise I hate you surely until the end of your days I vow to end Evil in these next eighty plays I vow to run up that score in so many ways How do I hate you? Let me count the ways I hate you to the depth, breadth and height My soul can reach when soaring outta sight Watching Joey’s dimes increase your plight Watching Bright Tiger days steal your light You’ve no admirable qualities in God’s Eyes I long to hear your surrender and your cries I vow to end Evil giving even my last breath I vow to create your College Football Death Die Dabo Swinney you filth beneath NCAA Die Dabo Swinney n your dirty pay for play Dare you show face in the light of God’s day Dare you ask for mercy when Big Boys Play How do I hate you? Let me count the ways An ass whipping coming in just seven days Joe’s gonna carve your soul in eighty plays No Talking Heads there to sing your praise
The Ramah Clemson Trilogy ... PART 1 ... Know Thy Enemy Ode to Dababoon Swinney PART 2 ... Hate Thy Enemy As Requested ... PART 3: Destroy Thy Enemy (aka Die a Quick Death Mr Venables) by Ramah ThunderDome shook on that Monday Night Driving rainstorms outside in a fading Light Their Kickoff time and a coin toss drew nigh The President watched em from way up high LSU won a coin toss and deferred to T-LAW Show our front seven how you runnin’ BAW Lawrence slipped the line on a third n three Thunder hit T-LAW, it was Micheal Divinity T-LAW buckled at once and winced in PAIN Clemson gotta punt now after a 1-yard GAIN Joe took da field and ThunderDome SHOOK Brent Venables the Savior now on the HOOK Joe walked to the line and looked at the DEE Twas a firezone blitz, a 3 Buzz Cover THREE Joe slipped a blitz backer n gave a quick toss The poor DE just could not cover Thad Moss Jeaux 1, Venables 0, on that pass to Midfield ThunderDome shook watchin Clemson yield Joe hurried the next play stretching the DEE No substitution and orange tip offs for FREE Venables called the SAINT that Monkey Baw Joe dodged the Cover 3 blitz with a QB Draw Venables next called a Cover 1 Robber Brown Just certain his Baws would get Burrow down Burrow saw it coming n’ hit Edwards-Helaire Who ran it to that Red Zone with style n’ flair Jeaux 3, Venables 0, poor Brent he was reelin Joe then tossed one low n JJ had em squealin Seven zip LSU Tigers ThunderDome SHOOK T-LAW on the twenty had one worried LOOK He played the cool hand-off to Travis Etienne Who was smothered by Shelvin befo he began Next T-LAW tried a quick toss to Justyn Ross But Stingley nailed him down in a 2-yard loss Third and eleven Blitz time by a fired-up LSU T-LAW ran that keeper what else could he do Three and out repeat Clemson fans so QUIET Watched those LSU fans in Bedlam and RIOT Stingley caught a low punt and hurried to run Forty yards later was at Clemson’s Thirty-One Joe hurried the offense, phasers set upon Stun In an End Zone he struck BILETNIKOFF ONE Fourteen Zip LSU, ThunderDome shook again What Joe’s doing to Venables oh man it’s a sin First Quarter Destruction was Shock and Awe Poor Venables looking for the tiniest LSU flaw Joe Burrow and Brady held tight a strong claw Twenty-one zip, Bayou Bengals BALLIN’ BAW A second quarter showed Clemson desperation That did not phase Oeaux’s Proud Tiger Nation Loudest screamin’ continued in ThunderDome The Second Death Valley n’ Proud Tiger Home Clemson rallied late n’ added two Quick Scores Thirty-one to ten added to O’s halftime Chores We gonna play Sixty Minutes to Standard LSU With Clemson no lead’s safe so what can we do The second half came there’s no let off the Gas LSU came out their Box to kick Clemson’s ASS Joe spotted Cover One Robber called the VICE They doubled on JJ and Joe didn’t think Twice The 50 yard bomb hit Chase right in his hands ThunderDome roof lifted bedlam in the stands Thirty-Eight to ten, bloodlust howls no ABATE Our fans taunted Clemson Tiger Bait Tiger Bait Dabo went ballistic then threw his headphones Rantin’ and ravin’ like one of Saban’s CLONES He jumped on Venables n’ you could surely see Venables would rid himself of Clemson Misery T-LAW tried his best to hang with Joe Burrow Etienne ran so hard to be that comeback Hero But it wasn’t enough as Quarter Three Expired LSU Forty-five twenty n’ Clemson looked tired Joe Dimes raised four fingers for one last time Tiger Fans Wept Openly the SIGHT SUBLIME ThunderDome went Wild a scene so SURREAL Clyde Edwards-Helaire would then seal da deal Bustin’ through the middle and driving the pile Clyde gave his Coach Orgeron reason to SMILE With the clock runnin’ down celebrations began All thanked the LORD JESUS to be an LSU Fan Fifty-nine to thirty-four LSU had First and Goal Joe Burrow played his best God Love His SOUL On that three yard line lay a Sixty-Six point rout All Dabo could do was pace sidelines and POUT Joe called time out, Mercy at Oeaux’s LEISURE Another TD would bring fans so much Pleasure Joey Dimes to midfield in his Final Curtain Call ThunderDome came apart would the roof FALL Seasons come Seasons go all try to be the BEST Stand before Football Gods try to pass the Test The Years will pass and the memories will Fade Truth is Joe Burrow was da Best God ever made Penned in the humble and pure belief that Coach Ed Orgeron and this Greatest Assembly of LSU Tiger Football players ever will live in Immortality
With me???? Thought you meant the poem! Where you from Baw ... You wear Orange! Carolina ... North Carolina South no matter they all wear Dababoon Orange in Carolinas Ain’t nothing wrong with me! Got everything I need ... What you need Baw? You a true LSU tiger or a Clemson D-Rider tired of the Saban whippings ... Big Dabo fan? Didn’t know his TRUE ROOTS till you read the Triliogy huh ... The Bear and his son and the rest of the criminals still in the business are an infestation that must be obliterated at any cost ... That’s “what’s wrong with me” ... I believe that ... Deny it all you want ...
Born and raised in NO, been a Tiger since Arnsparger years, attended every home game from 85-89, and have never left a game early. I’m a Tiger through and through. It’s clear you are a passionate fan, and I appreciate that, but the number and length of posts you have is just crazy, man.
Good to hear ... Any Tiger there in ‘88 when Miami pasted us 44-3 in that rainstorm that stayed until the end is a TRUE TIGER ... Glad to know you! My dad and I wore camouflage LSU ponchos that didn’t keep you dry ... even he wanted to leave midway in the fourth ... I made him stay until the end watching because I wanted to see my favorite recruited players on second and third teams get their chance ... And we stayed until the clock ran out ... CaCa can vouch for that as it was a matter worthy of discussion over coffee with granddad ... The fastest man alive in Louisiana in the 1920’s and 1930’s I played in the same mud as Bobby Hebert and Ed Orgeron and we even kicked their butts in a Jamboree 28-0 (two years before they won state) that both remember to this day. Geaux Tigers ...
God, that was a miserable game. That Miami game was the lowest point in LSU football that I can think of, and this season’s team is the pinnacle. Lots of memories in between . I’m wearing the exact clothes on Monday that I wore to the OU game in Atlanta 3 weeks ago
